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THE ~BARACK~ HUSSEIN OBUTTHEAD COMEDY SHOW!

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A Wardrobe Malfunction!!! 19******************* ********************** 20********** 21************** ************ ***************** ***************** ********************** ********************** ******************22*************** 23************** ******************* 24************* ******************* ********************* 25****************** 26************* 27******************** 28***************** 29****************** 30**************** 31********************** 32********************* ********************** 33******************** 34******************* 35********************36********** **************** 37********** 38****************** 39*********** ******************* 40**************** ****************** ****************** 41****************** ************************ ********************* 42******************* 43******************** 44**** ********* 45**************46********************************** 8****************** IF YOU THINK THAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE A BUNCH OF RACIST WHITE GUYS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 9****************** *************** IF YOU THINK CONSERVATIVES ARE RASCIST OR INSENSITIVE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!10***************** IF YOU THINK EMOTIONS ARE BETTER DEBATE TOOLS THAN FACTS OR COMMON SENSE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ****************** 11***************** IF YOU THINK THAT BILLY GRAHAM IS A DANGEROUS RELIGIOUS ZEALOT, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!12***************** IF YOU THINK THAT ILLEGAL IMIGRANTS NEED AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 13***************** IF YOU THINK CANADIANS ARE SUPERIOR TO AMERICANS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBEAL!! 14***************** ***************** ******************* IF YOU THINK GEORGE BUSH CAUSED 911 AND HURRICANE KATRINA, YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!15***************** IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT GEORGE BUSH HATES BLACK PEOPLE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 16*****************IF YOU THINK THAT NATIVITY SCENES SHOLD BE BANNED FROM PUBLIC VIEW, YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 17***************** ********************* ******************** IF YOU THOUGHT THAT THE STARS AND STRIPES WAS THE ENEMY FLAG, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 18***************** ***************** ******************* ******************** IF YOU CALL SOLDIERS BABY KILLERS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 19***************** IF YOU THINK 2nd GRADERS NEED TO LEARN ABOUT SEX, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!20***************** IF YOU THINK TAX CUTS HURT POOR PEOPLE, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LBERAL!! 21***************** IF YOU STILL HAVE A GORE/LIEBERMAN BUMBER STICKER ON YOUR CAR, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 22*****************23***************** IF YOU THINK THAT DODGE BALL SHOULD BE BANNED FROM SCHOOL, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 24***************** IF YOU THINK THAT RICH PEOPLE AND CORPORATIONS CAUSE POVERTY, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 25***************** IF YOU ARE A WOMAN THAT DOESN'T SHAVE YOUR LEGS YOUR OR UNDER YOUR ARMS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 26***************** IF YOU THOUGHT --WE THE PEOPLE-- WAS SOMEONE ELSE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 27***************** IF YOU SIT IN TREES FOR DAYS AND DAYS TO TRY TO PROTECT THE SPOTTED OWL, THEN GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE A REALLY STUPID LIB!!! 28***************** IF YOU THINK THAT BUSH WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A REALLY MISGUIDED LIBERAL!! 29***************** IF YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING --WHAT CAN MY COUNTRY DO FOR ME??-- YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ****************** ***************** 30***************** IF YOU THINK THAT SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE IS IN THE CONSTITUTION, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 31****************** IF YOU HATE HILLARY AND OBAMA JOKES, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 32*******************IF YOU THINK TREES HAVE FEELINGS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 33***************** IF YOU THINK THAT THE FETUS IS A BLOB OF PROTOPLASM, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 34***************** IF YOU WANT TO LEGALIZE POT (for medical reasons, of course!) YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 35***************** IF YOU HATE LARGE EVIL CORPORATIONS, BUT STILL WANT A REALLY HIGH PAYING JOB, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 36***************** IF YOU THINK AMERICA DESERVED 911, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 37***************** IF YOU THINK THAT THE TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 38***************** **************** IF YOU THINK THAT DEMOCRATS KNOW HOW TO MANAGE YOUR MONEY BETTER THAN YOU DO, YOU MIGHT BE ALIBERAL!! 39***************** IF YOU THINK THE TERM ILLEGAL ALIENS IS A BAD WORD, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 40***************** ******************** IF YOU THINK SADDAM HAD WMDs WHEN CLINTON WAS IN OFFICE BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN DIDN'T WHEN BUSH WAS IN OFFICE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBEAL!! 41***************** IF YOU THINK IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE A CHILD INSTEAD OF PARENTS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 42***************** IF YOU THINK YASSAR ARRAFAT WAS DESERVING OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBEAL! 43***************** IF YOU BELIEVE IF SOMEONE EATS FAST FOOD EVEY DAY AND HAS POOR HEALTH, THEN IT IS RONALD MCDONALDS FAULT' YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!C************ IF YOU STILL CAN'T OPERATE A SIMPLE BALLOT, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A PALM BEACH LIBERAL!! ******************************** IF YOU LOATH THE MILITARY, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!!!!! D************* ******************* IF YOU ARE FOR BABY KILLING (also known as abortion!), THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! Thanks for the add!! ***************src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/ma libubikehydros/3954872_1798617.jpg" *******************E************ ******************* IF YOU LOVE HUGO CHAVEZ, WELL THEN YOU MUST BE A LIBERAL!G************ ************* *************** IF YOU GET UP AT THE CRACK OF NOON EVERY DAY, YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! H********** ******************* IF YOU WANT SURRENDER IN iRAQ, THEN YOU MUST BE A LIBERAL!! I************** ******************* IF YOU LOVE WATCHING BILL MAHER, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! J*********** ******************** ******************* IF YOU THINK WORK MEANS GOING OUT TO YOUR MAILBOX TO PICK UP YOUR WELFARE CHECK, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ********* K************ ******************* IF YOU THINK THAT DICK CHENEY BLEW UP THE TWIN TOWERS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! L*********** ******************* IF YOU FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE YOU DRIVE AN SUV INSTEAD OF A YUGO, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!M************* ******************* IF YOU THINK THAT AL FRANKEN IS ACTUALLY FUNNY, BUT RUSH LIMBAGH IS NOT, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 45***************** IF YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT THAT THE UNIBOMBER HAS A POINT, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 46***************** ******************* ******************** ******************* IF YOU'VE EVER CALLED GI JOE A WAR TOY, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 47***************** ************* IF YOU'RE AGAINST PRAYER IN SCHOOLS, EVEN BEFORE A MATH TEST, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 48***************** IF YOU THINK HATRED IS INEXCUSABLE, EXCEPT WHEN AIMED AT GEORGE BUSH, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! *************** 49***************** IF YOU THINK THAT SPANISH SHOULD BE THE OFFICIAL SECOND LANGUAGE IN THE US, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 50*****************IF YOU THINK THAT WE NEVER GIVE PEACE A CHANCE, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 51***************** ******************** IF YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE HAS A HYPHEN IN BETWEEN TWO LAST NAMES, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 52***************** IF YOU THINK THAT IT TAKES A VILLAGE, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 53***************** IF YOU'VE EVER WORN EARTH SHOES, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 54***************** IF YOU THINK THAT RUSH LIMBAUGH IS JUST AN ENTERTAINER, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 55***************** IF YOU BLAME THE UNIBOMBERS PARENTS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 56***************** IF YOU EVER READ BILL CLINTONS BOOK, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 57***************** ****************** IF YOU THINK MICHEAL MOORE IS A PATRIOT, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 58***************** IF YOU THINK CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL REDNECKS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 59***************** IF YOU THINK THAT SADDAM DIDN'T HAVE WMDs, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!60***************** IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT AMERICANS ARE OPPRESSED AND LIVING IN POVERTY, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! (And you've obviously never been to a third world country and seen real poverty and oppression!) 61***************** IF YOU THINK THAT EUROPEANS HAVE MORAL AUTHORITY, YOU MUST BE A LIBERAL! 62***************** IF YOU'RE A GIRLY MAN, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 63***************** IF YOU THINK THAT THE GREATFUL DEAD IS REAL MUSIC, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!64*****************IF YOU HAVE ANY KIDS NAMED MOONGLOW, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 65***************** ************** IF YOU'VE EVER SAID -NO I'M A PROGRESSIVE-, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 66***************** 67***************** 68***************** **************** ***************** **************** 69***************** 70***************** 71*****************72***************** 73***************** 74***************** 75***************** ******************* 76***************** 77***************** ********************* *********************47************ 48************ ********************* **************** 49************* 50*************** 51******************** ********************* ********************* 52******************** 53********************* 54******************** ********************* 55********************* ********************* 56******************* 57******************* 58******************* ***************** ****************** ****************** ******************* ******************* 59******************** 60******************* 61******************* 62******************* 63***************** 64****************** ********************** 65***************** 66*************** 67**************************** 68*************************** ********************** ********************* *********************** ************* ****************** 69***************************70*************************** ******************* 71************************** 72************************* 73************************ 74***********************75******************* ************ 76************************77******************************** **78***************************************************1**** ************************1B****************************** ********************** 1C******************************** 2*********************************** ********************************** *********************3A*************************** ************************ 3C********************************5************************* ********** ************************************ ********************************** 6********************************** 7******************************* *********************** ********************** ******************************* ****************************** *********************** ********************** 8******************************** ******************************** ****************************** 9***********************************10********************** *********** 10A************************************ 10B******************************** 10C****************************** 11*******************************12************************* ********* 12A********************************** 13********************************** ************************** ********************** ******************************* 14********************************* ****************** ********************************* ********************** 14A********************************* 15*********************************16A********************** ******* 16B******************************** 17***************************** ********************** ************************** 17A****************************** *************************** ************************17B********************************* ******************* ******************** ******************* ********************* ******************* *********************.contactTable table, table.contactTable td {padding:0px !imp

My Interests

All of these pictures were live action shots taken during the tour!! Feel free to copy them and send them to your friends if you like!! ***************** *********** ********* ************ ************* *********** *********** *********** IF YOU THINK HILLARY IS A BABE, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! ************************ ************* A************ ************ ******************* IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PAGE, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!! B********* ************** ************ *********** ************* ****************** IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT STREET PROTEST, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ************ ************ ********IF YOU THINK THAT NOT ROOTING FOR OBAMA CONSTITUTES BEING A RACIST, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! IF YOU SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS INSTEAD OF MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! 1************ IF YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS ARE SEAN PENN AND GEORGE CLOONEY, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ******************* IF SAN FRAN-SICKO OR BERZERK-LY ARE IN YOUR VACATION PLANS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ******************* ********* IF LISTENING TO RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES MAKES YOU FOAM AT THE MOUTH & PISSED OFF FOR A WEEK, WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU MIGHT JUST BE A LIBERAL!!!1D********** ******************* IF YOU THINK THAT EASTER IS ALL ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY, WELL YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!! ******************* IF YOU THINK THAT JIMMY CARTER WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT, THEN YOU MIGHT E A LIBERAL!!******************* IF YOU STILL WEAR FLOWERS IN YOUR HAIR, THEN YOU'RE DEFINITLY A LIBERAL!!! ******************* IF YOU THINK THAT SOCIALISM JUST HASN'T BEEN DONE BY THE CORRECT PERSON YET, THEN YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!!3****************** ******************* IF YOU THINK AL GORE WON THE 2000 ELECTION,YOU ARE A LIB!******************* IF YOU THINK EVANGELICAL IS A BAD WORD, YOU MIGHT BE A LIB!******************* IF YOU THINK RATS,RACOONS, AND FLYS ARE PEOPLE TOO, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! ******************* IF YOU THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN SOLVE YOU PERSONAL PROBLEMS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!******************* IF YOU THINK PROTESTERS OUTSIDE AN ABORTION CLINIC ARE DANGEROUS ZEALOTS INTERFERING WITH A LEGAL PROCEDURE, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!1******************IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING NOW JUST LIKE YOU BELIEVED IN GLOBAL COOLING BACK IN THE 70s, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!2****************** IF YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE FROM RED STATES ARE ALL TOOTHLESS, STUPID MORONS, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!**************** 3****************** ************** IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT HOW THE FRENCH VIEW AMERICANS, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!4******************IF YOU THINK THAT THE RICH ARE NOT PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL! 5****************** IF YOU THINK THAT GUNS CAUSE CRIME, THEN YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!6****************** IF YOU THINK FOX NEWS IS TOO CONSERVATIVE, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!7****************** IF YOU THINK TALK RADIO IS HATE SPEECH, YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL!!