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Simone

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm complicated and a Gemini so if you write me and don't like my response, try again. I'll let my twin get back to you.
Name: Simone
Birthdate: 6-6
Birthplace: CA
Current Location: DB
Eye Color: whatever matches the outfit
Hair Color: dirty blonde :)
Height: 5'4"
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Overused Phraze: just grow a pair
FAVORITES
Food: anything low in carbs!
Candy: jolly ranchers
Number: 7
Color: blue
Animal: black widow
Drink: H2O
Alcohol Drink: hmmm...
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: all
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: both
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: i don't sleep
Most Missed Memory: i don't share personal stuff
Best physical feature: you pick :)
First Thought Waking Up: WTF...what time is it???
Goal for this year: If I died tomorrow I would have done everything I wanted to do...
Best Friends: love them all
Weakness: none...i'm super-human
Fears:
Heritage: German/Rhodesian (get out your maps people)
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: there was this one time...
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: isn't that still illegal...we should have it legalized
Ever been Drunk: every time i get a chance
Ever been beaten up: not in a million years
Ever beaten someone up: today???
Ever Skinny Dipped: sure
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: short
Height: 6'0" and up (im 5'8" with heels :)
Style: comfy and cute
Looks or Personality: both...why isn't Brains an option? you can have all the looks in the world, but without a brain you are nothing...
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: are illegal if you get caught
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: i wasn't very nice when i was younger, so a few
What country do you want to Visit: Ireland baby!!!
How do you want to Die: naked guy avalanche
Been to the Mall Lately: yesterday, i might have a small shopping habit
Do you like Thunderstorms: no, but i like lightning
Get along with your Parents: dad--yes, mom (when she was alive)--no
Health Freak: just a little
Do you think your Attractive: i'll leave that for you to decide :)...stop staring
Believe in Yourself: i believe i will kick your ass if you piss me off
Want to go to College: been there, done that...maybe a Ph.D someday
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: never
Do you want Children: never
Have your future kids names planned out: are you kidding me??? what kids???
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 99
Hate anyone: almost everyone...only kidding...sort of

My Interests

soccer, karate, politics, law, history, travel, cars, Lakers







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I'd like to meet:






Robin Williams Stand Up Comedy Part 2
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Music:

Anything but Country--I love all the add requests from musicians, but if you are a country musician, please don't ask me to add you :) And yes, the Chili Peppers are my favorite band...

Movies:

Willow, The Clan of the Cave Bear, Red Sonja, Bond, Van Damme, Die Hard, Underworld

Television:

24, Heroes, House, Bones, Judge Judy, Hannity & Colmes, Glenn Beck, and when they used to be on: La Femme Nikita, Knight Rider

Books:

Most Recent: David J. Lieberman, "Never Be Lied to Again" Richard Branson, "Screw It, Let's Do It Again"Also: Anything by Richard Nixon, Sean Hannity, Hugh Hewitt

Heroes:

Richard Nixon (of course) Which Marilyn Monroe Are You?
Congratulations! You are Marilyn Monroe, Icon of distinction and femininity!You are proud of who you are and what you are. You are feminine and can show beauty and intelligence. You are rather opinionated but justly so and aren't afraid to admit to being wrong."Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents."-Marilyn Monroe
THIS IS SO ME :)
You Have A Type A Personality
You are hyper, energetic, and always in the mood. You tend to succeed at everything you attempt. And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun. As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested. You have the perfect personality for business and athletic success. Do You Have a Type A Personality?
OMG! I think this might be true.
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Picky
You have no problem attracting guys - and even dating a little. It's just around second or third date time where you start to see faults. If a guy isn't near perfect, you're not into him. It's good to have standards - but yours rule almost everyone out. Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?
I thought this one was funny! I love these stupid quizzes :)
You Are 32% Scary
You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men. You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close. Do You Scare Off Men?
NO SHIT!
You Are a Total Brainiac
You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius. You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident. You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to. No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you. You've got the brains to do anything you want. It's possible you end up doing everything you want. Are You a Brainiac?
Your Inner Muse is Thalia
You are most like this playful muse of comedy.
Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.
You make people laugh until their sides split.
And you're always up for some play time! What Muse Are You?
At least I'm honest, right?
You Are a Total Player!
Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro.
Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one.
For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending.
And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. When It Comes to Men, Are You a Player?
You Are 88% Republican
You are a card carrying Republican, and a pretty far right one at that!
There's no chance anyone would ever mistake you for a Democrat. How Republican Are You?
You Are 82% Perfectionist
You're a total perfectionist. So go ahead and congratulate yourself on a "perfect" score.
The truth is, everyone is sick of living up to your standards. And you're probably even sick of them yourself. Are You a Perfectionist?
You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination?
You Are 90% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
LOL on this one :)
You Are Thong Panties
Woman, you are one hell of a ride! You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times. Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away. You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit! What Kind of Panties Are You?
You Are an Alpha Female
Powerful, confident, and successful - you are definitely a dominant force.
You control social and dating situations. It's clear that you're always in charge. Are You an Alpha Female?
Men See You As: A Difficult Challenge
You must be an incredible hottie...
Because it's the only way you can pull off the ice queen act
You're the type of woman that men love to chase
But if you don't stop running, you'll never get caught! Do Men Find You a Challenge?
You Are Betty Grable
The ultimate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?
You Are Sunset
Even though you still may be young, you already feel like you've accomplished a lot in life. And you feel free to pave your own path now, and you're not even sure where it will take you. Maybe you'll pursue higher education in a subject you enjoy - or travel the world for a few years.
Either way, you approach life with a relaxed, open attitude. And that will take you far! What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Most Like Liv Tyler
“I don't want to spend so much time obsessing about myself.” What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie
Bad girl with a heart of gold.
You are smart, sexy, and strong willed.
You aren't against stealing another girl's man...
If he's better off with you! Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are Elektra
"You don't know how I feel. I want revenge." What Superheroine Are You?
You Scored an A
You got 10/10 questions correct.
It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
The It's Its There Their They're Quiz
You Are An INTJ
The Scientist You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems. Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized. You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others. Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you. In love, you are always striving to improve your relationship. You have strong ideas of what love should be like. At work, you excel in figuring out difficult tasks. People think of you as "the brain." You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer. How you see yourself: Reasonable, knowledgeable, and competent When other people don't get you, they see you as: Aloof, controlling, and insensitive What's Your Personality Type?
You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Men See You As Playful
Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate
You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys
You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities
Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that! How Do Men See You?
You are a Buff Girl!
You've got a boomin' body and a fearless spirit.
Most guys have trouble keeping up with your energy and fitness level.
Competitive and fun loving, you're up for almost anything.
Make sure you pick a guy who doesn't mind getting beaten by a girl! What Kind of Girl Are You?
You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)
You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
You Are a Night Person
For you, there's nothing worse than having to get up and moving early. In fact, you probably don't hit your peak until well after the sun has set. So if your struggling to make it on a normal schedule, realize it's not your fault. You just weren't meant to do anything during the day! Are You a Morning Person or Night Person?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
What Type of Weather Are You?
You Should Rule Mars
Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent. Like Mars, you seem attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down. You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future. Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others. What Planet Should You Rule?
What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.
In stressful situations, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress. What Do People Think Of Your Face?
Your Ideal Pet is a Bird
You're both very smart, very expressive, and very temperamental.
You're as likely to bite your bird as it is to bite you. What's Your Ideal Pet?
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Are a Fierce Femme
You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right.
But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check.
In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it...
You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act! Are You a Daring Woman?
You're a Part Time Maneater
While you're not a black widow, you've definitely left a few guys feeling used and abused.
You're only out for fun, but sometimes you get a little carried away with your flirting.
Cute guys tend to make you lose control. You really can't help it!
You're a good girl at heart... you just can't help but let your bad girl side out sometimes! Are You a Maneater?
Your Power Level is: 86%
You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.
You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little). How Powerful Are You?
Your Vibe is Super Sexy
You feel 100% sexy at almost any moment
And this inner sexiness really does boost your appeal
You're confident, playful, and outgoing
You know what you have to offer - and you're proud of it! What Kind of Sexy Girl Vibe Do You Have?
Your Candy Heart Says "My Way"
You love to be in love, as long as it means being showered with attention. And no need for you to give anything in return - being with you is gift enough. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a first class trip to Hawaii Your flirting style: witty and showy What turns you off: having to "chase" someone Why you're hot: you're more confident than a rock star! What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
What Your Blue Outfit Means
You're a classic girl with an impeccable sense of style. Down to earth you project a loyal and honest persona. You are sweetly feminine-a strong, tough guy can't resist you. Designer match: Prada
How Your Favorite Outfit Tells What Kind of Girl You Are
Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking
You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.
You should major in:
Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language What Should You Major In?
Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is
Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado "I'm only trying to get inside your brain To see if you can work me the way you say It's okay, it's alright I got something that you might like" What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?
You Always Hold a Grudge
If someone wrongs you, you aren't likely to forgive them. You figure they've showed their true colors.
You've been known to cut people out of your life pretty frequently. And maybe you've even sought revenge a couple times! Do You Hold a Grudge?
You Go For Brains!
You want a guy with a big... brain. And of course it would be nice if he were a total hottie, but you're not counting on it. What's on the inside is what counts for you. (Besides, you can always change the outside later!) Do You Go For A Guy's Brains or Body?
Your Superpower Should Be Super Speed
You're quick witted and fast to act. You're mind works at warp speed. From your perspective, everyone else is living in slow motion. You get so much done, people have accused you of not sleeping. Definitely not a couch potato, you feel a bit crazy if you're not busy doing something. Why you would be a good superhero: You're be the first on the scene... and likely to finish the job before anyone else shows up. Your biggest problem as a superhero: Being bored by everyone else. Including other superheroes! What Should Your Superpower Be?
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent
Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions.
Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act.
Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?
Your Lucky Underwear Is Red
You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.
When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you! What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?
You Are Bad Girl Sexy
Girl, you are nothing but trouble. And that's hot. You've got the classic bad girl sexiness mojo going on. And your badass attitude makes men fear you - and crave you. Don't give into people who say to tone it down. You're perfect as is. What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Who You Should Vote For
Mike Huckabee: 80% Ron Paul: 40% John McCain: 33% Hillary Clinton: 27% Barack Obama: 20%
Who you agree with on the war in Iraq: Mike Huckabee and John McCain
Who you agree with on the economy: Mike Huckabee, John McCain and Ron Paul
Who you agree with on health care: Mike Huckabee, John McCain and Ron Paul
Who you agree with on taxes: Mike Huckabee
Who you agree with on: Mike Huckabee and John McCain
Who you agree with on gay rights: Mike Huckabee Who Should You Vote For?
You Should Be a Politician
Confident, assertive, and dedicated - you know what you want in life and how to get it. Stubborn and opinionated, you can stand your ground... even if it's unpopular. And while you have strong views, you never overwhelm people with your opinions. A true charmer, you subtly influence people into seeing things your way. You do best when you: - Work according to your own rules - Can change the world with what you do You would also be a good lawyer or talk show host. What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

My Blog

Obamas 143 Days in the Senate

Obama's 143 Days of Senate Experience Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days? Not much. From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, ...
Posted by Simone on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:24:00 PST

Ed Zachary Disease

 A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had  not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.  She was afraid she might have something wrong with her,  so she decided to see...
Posted by Simone on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:18:00 PST

Allah Akbar

Atlanta Airport Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to landeastbound on runway 9R.' Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be...
Posted by Simone on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:14:00 PST

The Hair Dryer and the Priest

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair ...
Posted by Simone on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:12:00 PST

PICS

Hi People, I've decided to share with you some of my photos. I love photography, although by no means am I a professional. Just another one of my many hobbies. However, that does not mean you can use...
Posted by Simone on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

food for thought...justice served

Shooting in Butte , MontanaShotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders :Butte, Montana November 5, 2007Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would ...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:06:00 PST

The Liberal Media :)

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning intothe lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacketand tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eye...
Posted by Simone on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:31:00 PST

Ways to Turn Down Men

Ways to Turn Down Men Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Hey baby,...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

how true...

THE MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,A woman is a bundle of contradiction,She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.Sour as ...
Posted by Simone on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:07:00 PST

Happy Mental Health Day :)

The love story of Edna and Ralph. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patien...
Posted by Simone on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:25:00 PST