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Fielding

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About Me

What else do you really need to know. Hiya my name is Egbert the goose. As you can see, I am a rather manly character who knows how to have a good time. I love to have fun, and I have a pet human named Fielding. You can reach him at the email address [email protected] will pass onto me all messages, or he better had or I will kick him in the shins.Did you know that geese are very patriotic and that we love to make intestinal sculptures on terrorists, hippies, communists, environmentalist wacko's, Islamic Jihadists, and other subservives of our great Union?

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We geese love our country and want to be drafted into the Army so we can serve overseas and bring democracy to all the countries run by left wing leaning stinking pinkos.DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE PHOTO ALBUM SO YOU CAN SEE THE GOOSE PORN! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!

My Interests

Making runny intestinal sculptures on statues.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet any female geese who want to be romanced and then taken advantage of and then treated like a cheap slut at a Motel 6. Extra consideration will be given to any female goose who will wear a dog collar and handcuffs.

Music:


Movies:

Howard the Duck.

Television:

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Books:

As the AOL Chat Room Turns?

Heroes:

Mallard Fillmore, he's a right wing duck living in a left wing world.And don't forget Fielding, he's so manly

My Blog

The Lovely Dee Ziner told me, Grand Master Fielding

That if I did not complete this, she'd kick me in the rectal area and then become even more nonplussed.  And since I always do what I am told (if I agree with it that is) Here we go:   Tagge...
Posted by Fielding on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:44:00 PST

From MSNBC, Chimps are Men??? (Only in Europe)

Austrian Judge to Decide if Chimps are MEN?! Matthew, a 26-year-old chimp, is headed to court in Europe as part of a human effort to classify him as a person. Beyond the legal challenges, anthropolog...
Posted by Fielding on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:37:00 PST

Your honest input here would be appreciated

Hi First off I want to thank each and every one of y'all who have been helpful with your kind wishes here during this rather tough time for Yulichka and myself.  I had a long talk with our attorn...
Posted by Fielding on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:48:00 PST

Updates and the rest

On the good side of things, the Mrs. and I have been talking alot, and she realizes that her parents lied to her and that they have really messed her up.  But on the bad side of things, they have...
Posted by Fielding on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

A note to all my good friends and thanks

I am posting this blog to tell you some things about myself that are currently quite difficult for me to answer, but that you, my valued friend, need to know about me and my life. As most of you know...
Posted by Fielding on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:12:00 PST

Sung to the tune of Copa Cabana!

[Hawaiian percussion-and-ukulele intro]His name is BarackHe's from HawaiiBorn August Four in Sixty OneHarvard Law Class Ninety OneHe wed Michelle, and,they've got two daughtersChicago Illinois' South ...
Posted by Fielding on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:43:00 PST

Obama and Geese

OK kids let us be perfectly honest here.  Obama is either a racist or he does a pretty good job of surrounding himself with them (Michelle Obama and Jeremiah Wright).  He also hangs around ...
Posted by Fielding on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

GET READY FOR ANOTHER ICE AGE FROM FOX NEWS

  Sunspot activity has not resumed up after hitting an 11-year low in March last year, raising fears that  far from warming  the globe is about to return to an Ice Age, says an Australian-Ameri...
Posted by Fielding on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:09:00 PST

CHRISTINA RICCI SEXUALLY HARASSED BY A . . . FROM FOX NEWS

CHIMP Christina Ricci has had to get steamy on set several times in her acting career, having romped with the likes of Justin Timberlake, Johnny Depp and even Charlize Theron. However, we're assuming...
Posted by Fielding on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:06:00 PST

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART NOR THE SANE OF MIND!!!!!

NEEDED: WOMEN WHO WANT TO WIN THAT WORLD FAMOUS PRIZE AND ALL THAT GOES WITH IT IN THE FIRST ANNUAL MISS MYSPACE GOOSE CONTEST YES YOU TOO CAN BE HELD UP TO THE HIGHEST STANDARD IN BEAUTY AND ALL THAT...
Posted by Fielding on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:51:00 PST