Ferris Bueller

About Me

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If you ever see me at Chez Quis make sure you refer to me as "Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago"

My Interests

Sloane Peterson, sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads, and everone else that thinks I'm a righteous dude.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet John Lennon, he's the walrus. I could be the walrus but I'd still have to bum rides off people.

Music:

The OH YEAH song by Yello, theme song to I DREAM OF JEANIE, Wayne Newton's DANKE SCHOEN, The Beatles- TWIST AND SHOUT, SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK, Dream Academy, English Beat, The Flowerpot Men

Movies:

That one where that kid ditches school and goes to a cubs game and gets his best friend to steal his dad's car, The one where the kid jeopardizes Ed Rooney's ability to effectively govern the student body

Television:

Parker Lewis Can't Lose (ripoff)

Books:

Owner's Manual to the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California

My Blog

Clammy Hands

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you ...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:23:00 PST

Something-d-o-o economics

In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:05:00 PST

California

Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.Ferris: It is his fault he didn't lock the ...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:40:00 PST

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign? ...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eye Makeup

You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore. ...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:08:00 PST

Hey

Cameron:Hey batta batta batta batta Sa-wing batta. C'mon.Cameron and Ferris:hey batta batta batta SWING batta! Cameron:He Cannit He Cannit He Cannit He Cannit He Cannit Sa-wing batta ...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:18:00 PST

Phoney phone call

Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Roon...
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:47:00 PST

Hero

Ferris Bueller you're my hero
Posted by Ferris Bueller on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 02:12:00 PST