Grottu Am Depressed! |
It am Friday night! Tomorrow, maybe there weel be lots of garbage sales around the neighborhood! There have been quite a few these last few weekends, and I have acquired some nice objects ...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST |
Grottu Tries To Save a Katten! |
Today, I let Daisy the Dorg go into the backyard, and I followed with the scooper intending to cleanse the yard of doggie fecal matter in case I had guests this weekend for the party honoring Small Ca...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST |
SMALL CAT'S BIRTHDAY! |
On Tyr's Day, May 30th, 2006, Grottu adopted Small Cat from the Petsmart on I-30 in Arlington, Texas. She has been with me a year now! I don't know when her birthday really is, but I seek ...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:11:00 PST |
COME TO MAH PARTY! |
Maybe nobody come to Grottu party, but my friend Ryanator and fiance...they arrive at two pm tomorrow (Saturnday). I hopes some of yous can come out to mah home in Arlingtonk, Texas. Let m...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST |
Happy Birthday To Me! |
Hooray! Grottu was hatched in San Antonio att 4:20 AM on April 20, 1965! Today it am my birthday! Tomorrow, my friend Ryanator and his fiance plan to come over for a fun cook-out!&nb...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST |
THIS SATURDAY! |
Mein birthday is Friday, but mah friends am coming over on Saturnday to have a party for Grottu...it am going to be a cook-out and we will listen to good music and watch stuff on the television monito...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:46:00 PST |
Grottu's New Adventure! |
My spider sense told me to awaken an hour earlier thees morning...at four AM. It's a good thing too because my MYSPACE page had been taken over by a phish! It was sending...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:04:00 PST |
Human Scum and Filth Am Keeping Grottu From Getting Honey! |
Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?
Scientists claim radiation from handsets are to blame for mysterious 'colony collapse' of bees
Published: 15 April 2007
It seems like the plot of a p...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:32:00 PST |
I Wants To Have a Birthday Party! |
Nobody weel come to Grottu's birthday party next weekend, right?
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST |
Happy Easter! |
Hello! Happy Easter! I think thees holiday is named after a fertility goddess by the name of Oestere, but I don't know if I spelled it right. It has become Christianized like Christmas has...
Posted by The Great Grottu Orloff! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST |
