Investigating foreign spies, mad scientists, bombers, space aliens, and even Bigfoot, advanced crime fighting gizmos, stopping evil in its tracks, jogging at the speed of sound, undressing people with my bionic eye, lifting people above my head, shutting down evildoers, jumping tall fences, running really fast, using my bionic eye to catch Lindsey Wagner in compromising positions, getting in compromising positions with Lindsey Wagner. You know, the usual.
Physically enhanced ladies. Being super human makes dating rough. Most women can't keep up. Lindsey, the Bionic Woman, and I had a thing for awhile but it didn't last. Two super humans together is a sure-fire
recipe for relationship burnout, always trying to 'one up'
the other if you know what I mean. The sex was awesome... but pretty damn quick. You ever tried doin' it at the speed of sound? If you blink you've missed it. So, I'd like to meet some young hotties who don't
mind my technologically-enhanced super powers or crime fighting
schedule. Oh, and anyone who specializes in bionic replacement parts.
These two better be really careful!
My ears are finely tuned and highly sensitive to ultra-high frequencies so I find it difficult to listen to just one thing at a time. You ever notice your dog when his ears prick up and he's looking around like he can hear something. That's me. I will say that The Partridge Family sure can swing though. And that Susan Day, anyone have her number?
Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, with that talented Lee Majors in it. He's primed for a comeback. Also enjoy the superb work of the incomparable Lana Turner!
TV Land, mostly The Six Million Dollar Man, and The Bionic Woman.
Care And Upkeep of Your Bionic Replacement Retina, The Speed of Sound, Dating For the Superhuman, The Life and Loves of Farah Fawcett.
Um... myself. I mean, come on. I'm bionic. Hello?!