NBC Can Burn in Hades |
NBC has gone and done the unthinkable. They have decided to remake the Bionic Woman. It's bad enough that they will once again shine the spotlight on another one of those obnoxious goody-t...
Posted by Maskatron on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:51:00 PST |
Maskatron Urges Support for Britney Spears |
Maskatron wishes to take a moment out of his day to express his support for his dear friend Britney Spears. While K-Fed and Britney have ended their relationship, Maskatron still regards both as...
Posted by Maskatron on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST |
Maskatron Has a Shocking Announcement |
Maskatron is the true father of Anna Nicole's baby. No DNA test needed. For the record, Maskatron has an alibi for yesterday. Maskatron donned his Larry King mask last night to inter...
Posted by Maskatron on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST |
Maskatron Apologizes For Being Delinquent |
Sorry friends of Maskatron-Maskatron has been incommunacado for a few weeks. The stress of the holiday season really wore Maskatron down. So many presents to purchase for his fellow super ...
Posted by Maskatron on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:12:00 PST |
Maskatron grieves for his hurting friend |
Maskatron would like to take a moment to salute one of his friends that is going through a personal struggle right now. Of course, Maskatron is referring to his good friend Kevin Federline. ...
Posted by Maskatron on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST |
Maskatron Takes a MySpace Survey |
Maskatron knows that you all want to know his intimate details. Maskatron is not one to disappoint. Maskatron will share the following with you.
What shirt are you wearing right now?Maskat...
Posted by Maskatron on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST |
Maskatron says boycott the Select Comfort Sleep Number Bed |
Maskatron is angry with the Select Comfort company. It seems that they have decided to use one of Maskatron's enemies to promote their product. Maskatron says do not buy any product endors...
Posted by Maskatron on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST |
Maskatron apologizes for the Pope's Comments |
Maskatron had no idea the trouble he would cause when he put on his Pope mask and spoke in Germany. Maskatron was just kidding when he was saying those things about Islam. Maskatron never ...
Posted by Maskatron on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST |
Celebrity Duets with No Maskatron??? |
Maskatron is very angry that he was not included or even offered to be a part of Fox's Celebrity Duets. Maskatron could be a different celebrity each and every week. Just think of the rati...
Posted by Maskatron on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:30:00 PST |
Maskatron joins myspace |
Well, Maskatron has been avoiding this for some time, but it feels like Maskatron is being left behind as all of Maskatron's cyborg friends have spaces now. Maskatron do...
Posted by Maskatron on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST |
