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DARTH "FU@%!NG" VADER

Give in to your HATE!

About Me

Well, to begin, I am a Dark Lord of the Sith.I think George W. Bush is a weak minded fool who needs a good lighsaber thrashing.If I were a ruler on Earth I would do away with all governments and start a Stormtrooper Academy to secure peace and stability.I am not very close to my children, for some reason they don't like me much(wonder why?).That whole Obi Wan Kenobi thing was a big misunderstanding.All I wanted to do was teach him a lesson and he had to go and cut my limbs off.Join me in practicing the ways of the Darkside, and I will teach you all of my nasty moves, including the far distance choke hold, lightsaber throwing, hand amputations, how to roll a Space Doobie, Ewok squashing, youngling slaying and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!JOIN THE DARKSIDE NOW!!!
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.:.:.The Ultimate Force User's Personality Quiz.:.:.
Your Name Darth Vader
Your Age Old as hell
Your Home Planet Tatooine
Your Lightsaber Color Red
Your Favorite Color Red and Black
Dream Vehicle Modified TIE FIGHTER
Jedi or Sith You guess brainiac
Style II (Dooku) or Style IV (Anakin) IV
Double or Single Bladed Single and lovin it!
The Force: Choke or Heal Choke
Your Preferred Colors Didn't you ask me this already?
To Love or Not to Love Loved once...we won't go there!
When You Duel
Preferred Opponent Any space scum who wants a piece of me!
Lightsaber Power or the Force Lightsaber
Any Gore, Blood, etc. Lots
Kill Opponent? Everytime
Of Family and Love
Star Wars Mate Padme...again, we won't go there!
Children? Son ( Luke) Daughter (Leia) they don't speak to me much
Use Force Choke on Spouse Yes, but ONLY once
Cut off Son's arm? Sure, that's called father and son bonding
Torture Daughter with shocks and needles? Yes, and she hasn't forgiven me for it
Back to You...
Master In every way
Dark or Light Hmmmm...another dumb question, DARK YOU IDIOTS
Empire or Rebellion MY EMPIRE!!!
Coruscant or Mustafar Don't remind me of Mustafar!!!
Qui Gon Jinn or Darth Maul Qui-Gonn...Darth Maul was a pussy!
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My Interests

Lightsabers, beheading people with my lightsaber, cleaning my lightsaber,...oh, and I like moshing with my lightsaber, so much fun.You may be shocked to know I collect candles.I have a pet cat, his name is Saber (see him below, isn't he cute?) and a little dog named Poo Doo, also pictured below. I love cruising around space in my modified TIE FIGHTER.Sometimes for kicks I like to dress up as a Stormtrooper and ask the other's"so, what do ya think bout Vader?Isn't he a ballbuster."Then, when the unsuspecting Trooper answers with a "oh ya, what a prick," I pull off the Trooper helmet and I say"GOTCHA!!!"Usually they end up pissing in their suits,so funny!My best friend and closest ally is Sith Goddess Jamie!Careful guys, she is DEADLY with that purple lightsaber of hers!She goes right for the nether regions if you say the wrong thing!!REMEMBER:Jedi mind tricks only work on the WEAK minded!True words spoken by the late, great Jabba the Hutt...HOO HOO HOO, HA HA HA. JOIN MY GROUP THE REAL LORDS OF THE SITH A.K.A. THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE DARKSIDE!!! Reach out and CHOKE someone!

I'd like to meet:

That Stormtrooper who put that woopie cushion under my seat at the Galactic Space Ball...I'm gonn aget you man!The droids who fixed me up after I got sliced and diced by Obi Wan,great job guys.George W. Bush so I could slash him with my lightsaber,all that power wasted on nothing. This came out on the first try of course.Who else could I be?

Music:

Well, when i was a little kid growin' up on Tatooine, the first band I saw was a droid band called The Rust Buckets,really cool.I saw Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes,not bad but I'm more of a space metal lover.Max Reebo had some cool tunes,I liked the old band he was in, the Galactic Jizz Wailers.Droopy McCool played a mean space flute.Of course Sy Snootles is the best chick singer!There is a band of Stormtroopers called Vader's Haters, they take Dark Metal to a whole other level.I get together with General Grievous (DRUMS) and Darth Maul (BASS) and jam out some space metal when we are feeling creative.

Movies:


Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Video code provided by The Movie InsiderI'm not gonna lay some lame line on ya like, " what is a movie?"I am Darth Vader...you know what movies Lord Vader likes!

Television:

Well, I do not pick up very good signals since I spend most of my time in space.I would order Direct TV or some satellite stuff but between hunting down rebels,torturing prisoners and Stormtrooper performance reviews I do not find much time to channel surf.

Books:

How to Conquer an Entire Galaxy,Ruling an Empire,Welcome to the Darkside,Sith are from Tattooine Jedi are from Alderon and my favorite book, How to Keep the People You Love From Dying by Darth Plagus.

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Heroes:

Qui Gon Jinn for believing in me, he would have made a good Sith.My poor mother Shmi, damn those Sand people!!!Emperor Palpatine (although he really can be a pain sometimes,Vader do this, Vader do that).I will love Padme forever, even though I am a bad guy, deep down inside I want to be good..and will be again someday!