Greetings all. I am Count Doofus, older and more powerful brother of Count Dooku. Of all who wield the Force, I am the most powerful by far...more powerful than Obi Wan, Mace Windu, Vader, Palpatine, and even Yoda. I have embraced the ways of the Jedi and the Sith, and have created my own grouping called the Jedith, except I am the only one in my illustrious group.When Obi Wan said that Luke was their only hope and Yoda said there was another, he meant me...Count Doofus. I did not decide to take place in that whole Clone War thing or that fight against the Empire...waste of my time. I am above such things. While that whole galactic thing was going down, I was chilling at home on my planet Kubaier playing video games and eating those wonderful things you Earthlings call "Chitos"!Now all the Jedi and Sith are gone, except Luke Skywalker and something about Han and Leia's kids or something of the sort, but I am WAAAYYY more powerful than all of them combined! As a matter of fact, you could put Luke, Han's and Leia's kids, Chewbacca, that bitch Jar Jar Binks, every freakin' dumbass Ewok, and all them Mos Eisley Cantina freaks all on one side and me on the other, and I would whip all their asses! I'm so powerful I go into the deceased Jedi world just to kick Yoda's green ass from time to time.Anyway, since I have harnassed the Force completely and have practically made it my bitch, I am the wisest man ever in existence. So, please, ask me anything...come to me for advice. I will have the answer, because I am Doofus! And I am the shit! fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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