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Part time janitor, full time ROCKER

Ham Bagby? What kind of a fucking name is that?

About Me

I like rock and roll. Look at the baby, look at the baby, look at the baby, look at the baby...... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. Rock and roll and superheroics, comedy and another helping of rock (and roll)!!!!!!!!!!!! I like time travel, underwater documentaries, bobsleds, calling straight people homo's, Tom Risher on the drums, people who hate me, insecurity, severely inappropriate statements, TV, imbeciles, skanks, Busch tallboys, Budweiser, coffee, skin flicks, Almost every part of Gross Point Blank (I'm not particularly fond of the line "You're a handsome devil, what's your name?), My son Milo is the most interesting thing in the world and that is not up for discussion. I think it sounds greasy nasty when a man my age references pornography as an "interest" so for now I'm just going to say as great as the skin flicks are -- let's just say they are not really what I'm interested in, I like great deals that save me money, and Hall's fruit Breezers. I am not interested in you, stop drooling.

I'd like to meet:

I always make terrible first impressions, the experience of meeting my idols might suffer because of this.

Music:

My all time greatest musical influences include Prince, Barry White, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis Costello, Neil Diamond, Sly and the Family Stone, AC/DC, Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon, The Cult, Michael Jackson -- I hope I haven't forgotten anyone important (I really like music a whole lot)milo does percussion

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Movies:

Superman I - IV, Purple Rain, Honeysuckle Rose, Eight Mile (they are three versions of the same film), High Fidelity, Point Break, Smokey and the Bandit I - III, The Bridges of Madison County, Rock and roll High School, Steel Magnolia's, The Wiz, Leonard part 6, Six Pack, Quigly Down Under, Transformers: the Movie, Say Anything, Karate Kid, etc.

Television:

Magnum PI, Seinfeld, Friends, Golden Girls (I honestly can't believe they made shows other than these).

Books:

Anything w/ large print and lots of pictures

Heroes:

My heroes are Prince, John Cusak, Tom Sellick, Burt Reynolds, Sly Stone (I admire a bunch of folks).. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

I heard I’m an asshole

I love that right now someone is reading this and thinking "Wow, Ham is finally going to fess up to what an asshole I think he is."  I am not, however going to do that.  The baby is asleep, ...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:35:00 PST

Dammit I am so fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!

Who would want to read this after reading the title?  Last week was fucking gnarly because I played a shitload of silly little shows (one night I actually played at Egan's w/ the Ne'er-do-well's ...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:01:00 PST

this is what I do.

I haven't written in a while, and I'm sorry.  I decided I was getting sick of me, and I bet everyone else was too.  The only real difference is, now I'm not sick of me anymore (most people p...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST

Yum

I made Milo bananas today, not really I put bananas in the blender. Then I fed him (which is more like coating him in a thick layer of goo).  Milo doesn't seem to mind the Kenny Loggins kids albu...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

mandatory resolutions

Drag queens are awesome, but I think they can be improved.  '07 needs to be the year of the martial arts drag queen (w/ swords and blowguns and stuff like that), and I will entertain no discussio...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST

Como esta`? Asi asi.

I'll have to make this quick because I have shitters to clean and later I have excess to indulge in so rah, rah, rah -- here goes.  I hang out with Milo the baby (my son) everyday now from 10:00A...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST

The past -- holy fucking shit!

Back before I was in between bands and all stupid (like I am now)  I was involved in the most fun project I have ever or ever will be a part of.  It was a zombie/drug movie called ...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:05:00 PST

this song will change your life

Radio Radio by Elvis CostelloI was tuning in the shine on the light night dialdoing anything my radio advisedwith every one of those late night stationsplaying songs bringing tears to me eyesI was ser...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

Idle hands are the devil's haredware store.

Yep.  That's about the gist at least.  I didn't want to wake up this morning, but I had already signed up to drive meals on wheels for my church, which is something I do once a month. &...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:39:00 PST

I got it

You can't just BE funny.  If it was that fucking easy, everybody would do it.  It takes more timing and imagination than that.  It's not all dick jokes and flatulance, people, you have ...
Posted by Part time janitor, full time ROCKER on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST