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J.K.

Sometimes I forget how to talk

About Me


Cheese is probably my favorite food. I am afflicted with and suffer from a slight color blindness.I Don't really have a favorite color but I like blue a lot, or at least what I think is blue.
I am not much more awkward than your average dork.I'd really like to own a spaceship before I die.
If I were to be completely honest... Well, ...who ever said that you have to be completely honest?
Spring is my favorite season. I am a cat person. I was a metal-head in high school and I liked to draw skulls on my desk. I like long walks on the beach and hoarse back riding.The first Album I ever owned was Thriller. And the theme for Sanford and Son is my favorite thing.
I suppose that is all there is to say About Me. Seems sort of sad doesn't it? That there's not even a whole page of stuff About Me. Oh wait, I thought of something: I like cheese. Did I already say that? Yes, I did. Actually it was the first thing I said, right? hmm... Maybe I should stop here, leave the "About Me" part of the Myspace bracketed by cheese. Yes. Yes. I believe that I'll do that. Gives it a nice form. you know - ties the whole thing together.

My Interests

In general I like speaking in generalities a lot - you know, over all.

I'd like to meet:

Most of them died in the 50's and 60's (See the dead, black musician portion of the music profile.) Someone who will donate a fancy, new computer to my cause so I that might be able to put some music on this here Myspace page for your listening pleasure. I think it would be neat-o to have a beer with Han Solo and Indiana Jones.

Music:

Local bands first: Abby Go Go; Baak Gwai; Chinese Dentist; The Dexateens; Tommy Gardner; The Hell; Taylor Hollingsworth; Ham Bagby and the Seige; Model Citizen; Ne'er-do-wells's; Justin Peake; and everybody else going against the odds by playing good, original, local music.

Charlie Parker; Miles and everybody who ever played with him; Sonny Rollins; Mingus; Herbie Handcock; Coltrane; Monk; Wes Montgomery; Jimmy Smith; Bill Evans; Joe Henderson; Duke Ellington; Jim Hall; Billy and Ella; and a bunch of other mostly dead, mostly black guys that I could spend days and days listing.

Now some living guys: Primus; Sonic Youth; Misfits;(the original line up, of course); Modest Mouse; John Scofield; Medeski Martin Wood; Brad Mehldau (if'n you don't know, dig it!); The Shins (Chutes Too Narrow at least, have not heard anything else.); Bela Fleck {and the Fleck Tones} (saw them a couple of years ago... and well, Good Stuff!); Joshua Redman; anything George Clinton (best live show I've ever seen...twice.); Radio Head (of course); John Zorn; Bjork; Portis Head; I think Tool is neat; Iron Maiden (favorite band when I was 14.); Cynic (favorite death-metal band when I was 17.); Tom Waits (of course); Pink Floyd (of course. Second concert I ever went to.); Mr. Bungle; Mr. Bungle; Mr. Bungle (and any other Mike Patton projects: Fantamos, Peeping Tom, Loveage...); OutKast; Sound Tribe Sector 9 (as far as all the silly Hippie-dippie jammy bands go they are pretty ok.); old DR. Dre and Snoop Dogg; Queens of the Stoned Age (saw them in the ATL. Grrrreat); The Mars Volta (saw them in the ATL as well and it was incredible.)The Claudia Quintet (these guys are heavy hitting, weird, New York jazz cats that nobody knows about. I saw them at the music building and it changed everything.); Really everything except Belle and Sebatian cause they make Simon and Garfunkle sound like Slayer.

I don't think there is any music that I hate. (Well, actually, Sweet Home Alabama... I may, in fact, hate that song.

BEETHOVEN

BIRD

THE BEATLES

Movies:

Everything by the directors, Terry Gilliam; Kubrick; David Lynch; Coen Brothers; Jean-Pierre Jeunet; Paul Thomas Anderson; David Fincher; Charlie Kauffman; Monty Python

Sin City; Lord of The Rings; Donnie Darko; The Princess Bride; History of Violence; American Psycho; Gummo; Airplane I and II; UHF; Ravenous; Amadeus; South Park- Bigger Longer and Uncut; The Nightmare Before Christmass; Three Kings; Citizen Kain; The Professional; The Stoned Age; Annie Hall; and tons of others that I’ll add as I go.

Movies that are responsible for my sense of ethics and morality, movies that, as but a wee lad, I watched in place of going to church, and thank God!:

Starwars; Indiana Jones; Poltergeist; The Goonies; The Never Ending Story; Dark Crystal; Labyrinth; The Secret of Nimh

Television:

Have not had cable for nearly six years so I typically do not watch the idiot box very much and it is not part of my day to day existence. But... The Simpsons; Family Guy; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Robot Chicken; Futurama; South Park; you know, the typical shit. Have caught a couple of good shows on DVD like Arrested Development and Firefly and other stuff...like, I don't know... A couple of HBO series have been ok. The first couple of seasons of Six Feet Under were good...

I generally think TV causes cancer

Books:

Cat's Cradle (along with most Kurt Vonnegut.); Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all of them.);Catch 22; A Confederacy of Dunces (Has the most simple, beautiful, endearing ending of any book I have ever read); Miles Davis' Autobiography; Tolkien; Electric Cool-Aid Acid Test; Nicolas Slonimsky's Thesaurus of Scales and Melodic Patterns; Both Terri Pratchet books that I've read ("Soul Music" and "The Hog Father");In Cold Blood; Chasing the Trane (John Coltrane biography); The first three Vampire Cronicles; Still Life with Woodpecker; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (naturally); Animal Farm; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Jazz Styles: History and Analysis; Charlie Parker biography; Several Beatles Bios; I have only read the first Harry Potter book and I liked it plenty; The Advancing Guitarist by Mick Goodrick; Johann Sebation Bach: Works for Violin; The Dragon Lance Cronicles; Grendel; Fake Book; Frankenstein; Several years ago I forced myself to read Moby Dick and it turned out to be quite enjoyable, so yeah, lots books that I never read in high-school but found later; history text books that I would read years after taking the coarse; lots of non-fiction about physics, quantum physics, cosmology, black holes n shit; and many more...

Heroes:

The best traits of all my friends rolled into one.

My Blog

January

January is only fun for one minute.
Posted by J.K. on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:15:00 PST

music

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Posted by J.K. on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:14:00 PST

every human should

read Cat's Cradle next week.
Posted by J.K. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

I heard...

...Kurt Vonnegut died today. - Here's to Kurt Vonnegut.
Posted by J.K. on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

Punk.

Crazy Jerry bought the Rose Lady a rose and it was cool.
Posted by J.K. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

Canceled

Due to the infinitly frustating nature of music/bar politics the show schedualed for this Friday at Baileys has been canceled.
Posted by J.K. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST

An open letter to the big pine tree in the circle drive:

It seems like we could come to a diplomatic solution to this situation. There is no need for you cumm on my vehicle. It is only wasted sperm. My Buick is not fertile and, while I'm not sure what...
Posted by J.K. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

Clementine,

Clem, Clemmy, Clemmers, Clementeen, sometimes Clemster, Sweetheart, Sweety, Pretty girl, Pretty, Baby, and when appropriate, Bitch: All my names for my cat. How does she keep up?  ...
Posted by J.K. on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST

Left Hand Path

So, as usual, Valentine's Day was a bust. It seems that I am a terrible shopper and a wonderful procrastinator. It has occurred to me that this is a foul combination. ...you see, here's what happened...
Posted by J.K. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST

Ode To February

 Oh February, Oh February, why do you hate thou? Why, Weighing upon every creature with claustrophobic skys, Do you cause Corsica to quit in Skyland ice storms? Why, to my door, do you bring Sa...
Posted by J.K. on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST