About Me
At times, Adam Guthrie is...A sellout, bi-polar, sleep apnea-diagnosed insomniac, lead ukulelist, tasteless guitarist, technical, soulful, percussive fingerpicker, glass-jawed egomaniac, unintentionally maniacal, manic-impressive, screamer songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, multi-genre, multi-faceted, multi-personality, punk schlocker, folkstar, bison king, leather-clad fatass, casualty of banality, terminally adolescent, walking cliché, overly clever, pitiful, witful pseudo-intellectual, confident, verbally incontinent, taxed by runaway trains of thought, full of himself and occasionally fooling himself into rising above a crippling fear of failure, fighting the good fight, for the people, focused when money is involved, slightly bitter about being fired via voicemail @ 6:30 am, almost at peace with attaining hard fought yet forgotten clout accumulated by his former band Pain, off to war against the machine, out for blood until bloated, under the gun, under the shogun’s slipping sword of Damocles, overcharged on late fees for half-paid lost highway dues, onto bigger and better schemes, preparing for status as panned comeback artist, anachronistic perfectionist, pun abuser like “parole model†or “white liar,†shamefully proud, misunderstood mumbler, routine needer, constantly inconsistent, medication-time ignorer, exaggerationist, paraphrased-past revisionist, uncondonable lifestylist, barely a back row Baptist, almost Episcopalian, nearly agnostic, spiritually tolerant like Johnny Cash, irrationally angered by rightwing radio hosts, red white and blue blackilsted, accosted when caustic, paranoidally obsessive over receding-hairline-fractured-toe-the-Marxist/monopolistic-fre
edom of choice-facade perpetuated by fortunate-son-fiscal-conservatives/social dems a.k.a. subourbon-fueled drug abusers, fiercely patriotic, still afraid of Karl Rove, champion of the moral minority, passionate prey for rawk and/or roll, professional peddler of prose, “a high society, street-road bum†to quote D. Pirner, unapologetically liberal, capitalist, capital gains abolitionist, dichotomist in favor of middle class tax cuts and universal health care, southern by the mace of God, hateless, hopeful romantic, fidgety fidelitist forever in lust with his wife.
