Get Radder. |
High Fives and handjobs.Deep Woods Off.Re-learning the knots necessary to land the big fish.Wanting to purchase guns. Lots of guns.Waking up with your foot swollen to twice it's size for no damn...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:13:00 PST |
Thumbs The Fuck Up! |
Life shreds and here's why:1. Having my a.c. go out twice this week. I'm actually kind of hyped on how awesome the weather has been. It's been suprisingly cool and breezy at night.&n...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:09:00 PST |
Yawn... |
Your little back alley whispering doesn't mean shit.Keep running your mouth.Talk all the smack you want. We support you and you shit right on us.We throw you business and you tell people not to ...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:04:00 PST |
Mannix |
I just got the first season of Mannix on dvd the other day. It's pretty fucking cool, except for the fact that I've been able to make a few notes on the show.1. Mike Connors runs like a fu...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:27:00 PST |
Breath Deep The Gathering Gloom. |
What the fuck ever happened with that Andrew W.K. guy? Remember that epileptic jackass in the dirty t-shirt? Wow. Why was he popular in the first place? He apparently liked to ...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:23:00 PST |
Going Soft. |
I was accused recently of going soft. More than likely, it's true. I don't know the reason for it. Being happy with my life is probably a big culprit. Happily married to ...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:39:00 PST |
The Best of Times. |
Here's to the goon in the white leather loafers, stressed denim and silkscreened buttondown. You are totally going to get pussy. Lots of pussy.Here's to the guy freestyling into the mic du...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:39:00 PST |
You Might Be Tom Bagby |
I'm ripping off Foxworthy here. So, eat a bag of dicks.If your Red Man chewing tobacco hat smells like Deep Woods Off, you might be Tom Bagby.If you collected records in the '90s based solely on...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:26:00 PST |
Promotions Are in Order. |
Goddamn!Torche, "Meanderthal": Once again, Torche delivers a great slab of harmonic thunder. These guys seem to do no wrong in my book. Come check 'em out at Bottletree with The swor...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:59:00 PST |
Proven Treatment Program |
Anyone who breads or bakes chicken wings should be kicked in the dangler.The asshole with the crazy-loud stereo in his car AND microphone he uses to rap along with his hip-hop music at 4 a.m. should p...
Posted by Tom Bagby on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:29:00 PST |
