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KiwiZero

My Daddy says I'm the Best Cat in the WORLD!

About Me

I spend most of my time hanging out around the house and I like to lay in the sun, watch birdies outside the window, and eat houseplants and then throw them back up on the carpet. I also enjoy conversation, cuddling, and helping mama when she's using the computer. Monitoring kitchen activities, guarding mama when she's in the shower, and helping her eat ice cream are some of my duties. I love spending time with Daddy! I sit in his chair with him when he uses the computer, and sometimes I help groom his hair.
Mama and Daddy say I am lots of different kinds of animals! Sometimes I am a carpet otter, sometimes I am a fur slug, and mama says I also look like a squirrel and a Canada goose!
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A monster
What is your name? Kiwi
What other nicknames do you have? not enough space here to list them all!
What is your favorite treat? wheatgrass
What would your owner describe you as? The Cutest of the Cutes.
What is the funniest thing you have done? crying when my mama sneezes
What is the bravest thing you have done? Went through a major surgery for a broken/dislocated hip
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? not always, but sometimes
Are you friendly? very
Are you overweight? no, I just lost 1.5 pounds!
Do you like warm milk? I don't think so
Do you eat cheese? sometimes
Do you eat bugs? yes
Do you live with other animals? yes, my brother
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? NO
Do you like to exercise? yes
Do you like car rides? not at all
Do you get into stuff? yes
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? yes
Do you like to swim? no
Do you chase laser pen dots? I don't know, we don't have one
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love BOTH!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Birdwatching, cooking, bug hunting, going on walks, grabbing DVD's out of the tray, flushing toilets, socks left on the floor. I also enjoy philosophy, history, and political science.

I'd like to meet:

Birdies! And men with facial hair/stubble that I can groom.

Music:

Everything my mama and daddy listen to, which is mostly indie, punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, rock stuff. Except I hate it when mama plays guitar. That thing scares me. Some of my favorites are Stray Cats, Tiger Army, Pedro the Lion, Cat Power, and the Koffin Kats. And Billy Bragg.

Movies:

Only stuff that plays on the TV at my house, because I'm not allowed to go to the movies. Generally I like movies with cats in them, like Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Incredible Journey, Milo and Otis, the Aristocats....but I also appreciate David Lynch, John Waters, low-budget horror flicks, and European arthouse films.

Television:

Animal Planet.

Books:

I can't read, I'm a cat.

Heroes:

My mama. MY DADDY! And Peep, because she gets to go outside all the time.

My Blog

Why the hell do these people try to add me?

All kinds of random strangers (and not just camwhores) keep trying to add me, from some new age weirdo to some soccer-playing frat boy type to a redneck with a bunch of random women in his top 20.&nbs...
Posted by KiwiZero on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:52:00 PST

I love to lick my butthole!

Especially when I am sitting on mama's desk, right in front of her while she's on the computer.
Posted by KiwiZero on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

My mama does not like psycho bitches

And if any of them fuck with her, I'll claw their eyes out.
Posted by KiwiZero on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:52:00 PST