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About Me

Yes I have a girl's name. That's because my owner is a big loser that thought I was a girl and likes to come home and yell out "Honey I'm home!" Little does he realize I'm the world famous Agent Orange. Dumbass!

I was wandering the streets a few days after 911 when dumbass found me all dirty and my left ear ripped.

I'm quite a mouser. My place was full of them before I moved in because dumbass is also a slob. Now the only being walking on all four that gets to eat is ME!!! Muhahahaha (evil!)

My Interests

heavy petting, napping, being cute, sleeping, scratching up furnitures, snoozing, shedding, dozing, burrowing, resting, attacking pigeons resting on ledges

I'd like to meet:

My list of heros and other cool cats. Birds, mice and bugs to pat around.

Music:

The Meowmix song (playing right now!)

Movies:

Whatever i can nap through.

Books:

What's Michael?

Heroes:

Scratchy, Morris, Garfield, Stimpy, Sylvester, Tom, Michael, Catzilla, Popo, Hello Kitty (cutie!)

My Blog

More new pixs

Peek-a-boo!So emo!This is yummy!I caught it, so give it up!I'm spent. Come back later!Just hanging!...
Posted by Mr. Honey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tis the season...

I left dumbass a little surprise gift right at the apt door. I'd thought I'd share with him since it's the holiday seasons.
Posted by Mr. Honey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new pixs

chilling with my pal Shellyaction shot!can't I nap in peace?you will obey my awesomness...nap time againthis box is freakin HUGH!...
Posted by Mr. Honey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Invasion

So now I have 3 new roomies, Audrey, Henry and Cat the human. They moved in last night, and I gotta tell ya, I don't like them! I growled, hissed and puffed up my tail, basically scaring the living...
Posted by Mr. Honey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dieting

The mean dude is puttin me on a diet: 1. No more fatty wet food every day 2. He's puttin out tiny boxes for me to sit in 3. He calls me "fatty" I will claw his face off in his sleep. Just you ...
Posted by Mr. Honey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Party on, you cool cats!

Happy holiday my fellow furry critters!...
Posted by Mr. Honey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST