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Guilala - the crappiest movie monster ever!

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About Me

Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang, and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, the fish to fowl, the fowl to froggy, the froggy to mammal, the mammal to monkey, the monkey to man. Amo, amas, amat, quid, pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till doomsday.Uchu Daikaiju Girara/Guilala/Girara/Guila/ The X from outer space/ Big space monster etc. - Once voted "the goofiest screen monster in film history", beating out such worthy competition as The Giant Claw and Godmonster of Indian Flats. Height: 50 meters (give or take about 10, not including antennae)Weight: 15,000 tons (according to video box cover)Regular Abilities: stomping, slapping, tough skin, can run at over 80 miles an hourSpecial Abilities: can absorb energy of all sorts, can shrink into a little glowing spore, can shoot fireballs, can turn into a massive ball of energy that moves around and destroys everything near it.Weaknesses: Guilalium (blocks flow of energy)Film Appearances: "The X from Outer Space" (1967) & "Deep throat".Synopsis : A species of kaiju created by the explosions of stars. Made out of a special form of condensed energy, normally found in little contained spores. The Japanese bring back a sample of a UFO - a spore which hatches into a giant monster feeding on any energy source. The spore grows into a giant, chicken-lizard-alien monster that begins a rampage across Japan. It spits spears, feeds on nuclear fuel, and destroys airplanes and tanks. What more could you want? A swingin', outerspace loungy, polka soundtrack with silly vocals? You got it! And yeah, the phrase "Klaatu barada nikto" won't stop me from destroying the earth, babe!
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My Interests

Death, destruction, explosions, mayhem, cookies and hunting for the holy radioactive grail..

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to get my feet on Posh Spice, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Tommy Lee, Korn, Petter Stordalen and Tom Cruise.Guilala Attacks!

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Music:

Mostly soundtracks, jazz and classical.

Movies:

The X from outer space - Kazui Nihonmatsu 1967. And just to be nice : Godzilla, Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla, Kaiju Soshingeki, Gamera, The Mysterians, Invasion of astro-monster, Space Amoeba, Gorath, Mothra, Battle in outer space, Varan, The beast from 20,000 fathoms, Behemoth the sea monster, Robotmonster, The green slime, It came from outer space, Zombies of the Stratosphere and other similar Oscar winners..

Television:

Late night telly..

Books:

Books? Pffftt.... I'm a space monster dammit!

My Blog

Review from horrordvds.com

In response to the continued success of Toho's Godzilla films during the 1960's a number of other rival Japanese studios tried their hand at making giant monster movies. The only studio besides Toho t...
Posted by Guilala - the crappiest movie monster ever! on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

Review from Badmovies.org

Things I Learned From This Movie:      -Nuclear fuel is transported in old station wagons.   -Cotton candy machines can be filled with glitter and used to detect radiatio...
Posted by Guilala - the crappiest movie monster ever! on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

The X from outer space

Let me make one thing clear: you would have to work very hard to come up with a worse giant monster movie than Shochiku Studio's first and only venture into the genre. There are some pretty awful rubb...
Posted by Guilala - the crappiest movie monster ever! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST