The return of Christ in robot form (He's a Transformer, Satan's a Decepticon, read the Bible)
A woman who is half human and half octopus. She will be an octowoman and we will love each other in a way that will defy logic and confuse science. So get over it already!
Iggy Pop, Morning Wood, Ramones, Roxy Music, Civet, Interpol, Three Dog Night, Martha and the Vandellas, The Troggs, Velvet Revolver, System of a Down, Sublime, Desmond Decker, The Skatelites, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Rolling Stones, AC DC, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Dead Kennedys, The Queers, Tiger Army, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Pillows (Japanese), Oingo Boingo, Nancy Sinatra, Mars Volta, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Devo, Lynard Skynard, Joan Jett, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, Styx, Jane's Addiction, Jefferson Airplane, Green Day, The Beatles, The Allman Brothers, Adam Ant, The B-52's and everything that I forgot to put in here.
Anything from Pixar, the Coen Brothers, Tarantino, Kubrick and Kaufman. I like movies, I like 'em a lot. There's no possible way of fitting all of my favorite movies in one internet.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren & Stimpy, Sex and the City, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Number one in the hood G), FLCL, Invader Zim, Samurai Champloo, BJ and the Bear, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Sealab, Iron Chef (NOT Iron Chef America), Wild Boys, Mr. Show woth Bob & David, The Andy Milonakis Show and that's about it. [Adult Swim] owns all.
The beach by Alex Garland, Cannery Row by John Steinbeck, Animal Farm and 1984 by George Orwell, Anything Bradbury, Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCall, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll, The Quotations of Chairman Mau Tse Tung and whatever catches my interest.
I saw someone put Stephen Hawking up here once. I was like, "That dude's in a wheelchair. Even I could kick his ass." I mean, what happened to real heroes like Batman or Superman? What about those barely passable heroes like the Hulk and the Teen Titans? Then I realized, this guy looks up to Stephen Hawking, what a dork.