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Pät

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

One time, David made breakfast burrito shoot out my nose. It was horrible. The English language has no words to describe the feeling of Del Taco Red Sauce and egg shooting through your nose as you try to supress your laughter, but let me tell you, it totally sucked. The moral of the story: Don't eat around David. He WILL make food come out your nose and it WILL suck!

Protect Yourself ..

My Interests

The return of Christ in robot form (He's a Transformer, Satan's a Decepticon, read the Bible)

I'd like to meet:

A woman who is half human and half octopus. She will be an octowoman and we will love each other in a way that will defy logic and confuse science. So get over it already!

Music:

Iggy Pop, Morning Wood, Ramones, Roxy Music, Civet, Interpol, Three Dog Night, Martha and the Vandellas, The Troggs, Velvet Revolver, System of a Down, Sublime, Desmond Decker, The Skatelites, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Rolling Stones, AC DC, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Dead Kennedys, The Queers, Tiger Army, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Pillows (Japanese), Oingo Boingo, Nancy Sinatra, Mars Volta, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Devo, Lynard Skynard, Joan Jett, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Rush, Styx, Jane's Addiction, Jefferson Airplane, Green Day, The Beatles, The Allman Brothers, Adam Ant, The B-52's and everything that I forgot to put in here.

Movies:

Anything from Pixar, the Coen Brothers, Tarantino, Kubrick and Kaufman. I like movies, I like 'em a lot. There's no possible way of fitting all of my favorite movies in one internet.

Television:

The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren & Stimpy, Sex and the City, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Number one in the hood G), FLCL, Invader Zim, Samurai Champloo, BJ and the Bear, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Sealab, Iron Chef (NOT Iron Chef America), Wild Boys, Mr. Show woth Bob & David, The Andy Milonakis Show and that's about it. [Adult Swim] owns all.

Books:

The beach by Alex Garland, Cannery Row by John Steinbeck, Animal Farm and 1984 by George Orwell, Anything Bradbury, Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCall, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll, The Quotations of Chairman Mau Tse Tung and whatever catches my interest.

Heroes:

I saw someone put Stephen Hawking up here once. I was like, "That dude's in a wheelchair. Even I could kick his ass." I mean, what happened to real heroes like Batman or Superman? What about those barely passable heroes like the Hulk and the Teen Titans? Then I realized, this guy looks up to Stephen Hawking, what a dork.

My Blog

Evel Knievel: Ultimate Badass

Evel KnievelOctober 17, 1938  November 30, 2007"You can't ask a guy like me why [I performed]. I wanted to fly through the air. I was a dare devil, a performer. I loved the thrill, the money, the who...
Posted by Pät on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:00:00 PST

Fuck _____ (your name here)

I am bored and have been blindly surfing about myspace for a good half hour now. In this half hour I have discovered nothing except for a newfound hatred for whiny little goth kids. Instead of finding...
Posted by Pät on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:12:00 PST

Sprinklers and Newspapers

My next-door neighbor's sprinkler has been broken for two days now. Every morning it goes off at 3:44 am and for the past two days it has been doing nothing but spewing great amounts of water ten feet...
Posted by Pät on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST