Albanian: Une te dua 
Arabian: Behibak 
Bulgarian: Obicham te 
Burmese: Nin ko nga chit ta 
Catalonian: T'estimo 
Chinese: Ngo oi ney (Canton) 
Chinese: Wo ai ni (Mandarin) 
Croatian: Volim te 
Czech: Miluji te 
Danish: Jeg elsker dig 
Dutch: Ik houd van jou 
Esperanto: Mi amas vin 
Finnish: Mina rakastan sinua 
French: Je t'aime 
German: Ich liebe Dich 
Greek: S' ayapo 
Hawaiian: Aloha au ia oe 
Hungarian: Szeretlek 
Irish: Taim ingra leat 
Icelandish: Eg elska thig 
Italian: Ti amo 
Inuit Eskimo: Nagligivget 
Japanese: Ai shite imasu 
Korean: Tangsinul sarang hayo 
Latin: Amo te 
Norwegian: Eg elsker deg 
Persian: Du stet daram 
Polish: Kocham Cie 
Portugese: Te amo 
Rumanian: Te iu besc 
Russian: Ya lyublyu tebya 
Serbian: Volim te 
Sioux Indian: Techihila 
Slovakian: Lubim ta 
Spanish: Te quiero 
Swahili (Africa): Nakupenda 
Swedish: Jag alskar dig 
Tagalog: Mahal kita 
Thai: Khao Rak Thoe 
Tunesian: Ha eh bak 
Tukish: Ben seni seviriuym 
Urdu: Mujge tumae mahabbat hai 
Vietnamese: Toi yeu em 
Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di 
Zulu (Africa): Ngiyakuthanda
English: 
I LOVE YOU.
Not really. I love the friends I have (a lot) and don't have any extra time for new ones.
Adult Swim and The Riches
Stranger in a Strange Land - Heinlein 
Just fuckin' read it.
David: But, Pat, what would you do if you walked into your house and half of it was missing and in it'splace was the Kraken? 
Pat: I would poo.
I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!