i'm fun, funny, hot, charming (your mom will love me....for more reasons than one), strongly opinionated, egotistical, down to earth, to the point, I'm a pseudo-straight homo, stubborn as all get out, I talk too loudly, my fascination with cereal is quite odd. I'm quite clumsy. I hate decorotative wells and mock turtlenecks. I call everyone a douchebag. I love my job and take it far too seriously. I love kids but hate babysitting. I dip my fries in mayonnaise. I speak 4 languages. I'm quite full of myself. (although I am working on taming my ego) I laugh when people fall, I laugh when anyone falls, if it was the pope I'd probably still laugh. I like to pretend I used the force to open sensormatic doors. I enjoy racist jokes and retell them to the point of killing them. I drink far too much iced tea (beer as well) I smoke far too much. I cuss like a drunken sailor's drunken Irish grandfather. I love people watching and studying humanity and the silly routine things we do. I hate people who order fraps at starbucks. whiskey makes me cry. and I LOVE sci-fi a whole lot. I love scene-bashing. i love my friends, i love my family, i love boys! i also still like to make out with girls.... that's about it. i'm not, nor have i ever, or will ever be the standard west hollywood homo. i'm a bit of a man-whore, ok...kind of a huge whore. I hate relationships so don't bother.
EDITH PIAF lyricsI love to travel...see...hooray for european adventures!If you wanna see my pics from Europe! click here this is the MUCH easier way to view pictures (password is "europe")
