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pigeon

I'm still here (you can't get rid of me, I'm like a cockroach)

About Me



someone very wise once said:

nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.



I don't squeeze from the bottom of the toothpaste tube.
Frankly, I don't give a damn where the toothpaste is squeezed from.

"Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings.
He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in."
-Matthew, Four Weddings & A Funeral

In the end, we all fruit:
Frontera Films

If you can get past the Maytag ad...SNL's Schweddy Balls

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Update:
Was I frightened?
I was petrified.

My Interests

Bears.
Beets.
Battlestar Galactica.

I'd like to meet:


All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same.

I'll never know what makes that man
With all the love that his heart can stand
Dream of ways to throw it all away.


My Shoulders:

Music:

I'm not a fan of the Beatles.
Take it or leave it.

Movies:

Anything I can get my quote on.

Television:

The Bad Girls Club
Scrubs
The Office
Jeopardy

Books:

Potter

Top Fives: Not to sound like Rob Gordon or anything.

Oldies
1. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
by The Shirelles

2. This Old Heart of Mine
by The Isley Brothers

3. Sugar Sugar
by The Archies

4. Too Late to Turn Back Now
by Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose

5.

Led Zeppelin Songs
1. Bron y-aur Stomp

2. The Ocean

3. Since I've Been Loving You

4. Hey Hey What Can I Do

5. When the Levee Breaks

Movies
1. Pirates of the Caribbean

2. When Harry Met Sally

3. Ocean's Eleven

4. Pride & Prejudice (1995)

5.

Bands/Artists
1. Led Zeppelin

2. Matchbox 20

3. Fleetwood Mac

4. Bob Dylan

5. Johnny Cash

Heroes:

My brother when he makes my mother smile.
If his wings should fail him, Lord, please meet him with another pair.
Led Zeppelin
I Collect Survey Questions: WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
Not much, I think the eating trend is on its way out.
DO YOU HAVE PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
Ironically (and accidentally), I'd probably kill them.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?
Car wrecks. Bad karaoke. Domestic violence.
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Sexy "mother ____ing" turquoise.
EYE COLOR?
Hazel-izzle. I'm white, I can say it.
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?
Single, five kids, ovarian cancer.
THERE'S A SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW. WHAT IS IT? you can stand me up at the gates of hell but i won't back down.
WHAT KIND OF HOME WOULD YOU LIKE?
Small, decrepit, long-history-of-abuse-kind-of thing. Maybe was the gruesome scene of a few murders over the years.
WHAT WOKE YOU UP THIS MORNING?
My alarm, and Sarah asking "What the ____ was that?" and me responding with "My alarm."
THE LAST THING THAT MADE YOU LAUGH:
Samantha, when the shopping assistant asked, "May I help you?" and she responded with, "Yes, I need something that will make him come in his pants the second he sees me."
DO YOU NEED A BOY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?
I make boys cry. That makes me happy.
DO YOU LIKE TO QUOTE THINGS?
I'd like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side and the apple pie a la mode...
WHAT'S ONE THING YOU REALLY HOPE TO DO THIS SPRING?
expose myself in public.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
12 inch heels. secured with one strap. Bright ass yellow. Adorned with sequins.

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Posted by pigeon on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:38:00 PST