manchester, ENGLAND

WHAT PART OF "I DO NOT ADD PRIVATE PROFILES" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
it's the first thing on my profile, and y'all still don't get it.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
I'm Theresa. I like color, flair, and shiny objects. I collect unique/hard to find clothing and it's become an obsession. Born and raised in suburbia, city-bound as of lately. I'm probably the least hip person you will ever meet. I've been described as "Nicole Richie on crack" by Dana DeArmond and "My Little Pony mixed with Mother Theresa circa 1985" and both are fine with me. I care very little about what people say, because it's ALL already been said before, and I'm quite over it now. Try to insult me with something I haven't heard yet, and you'll get points for creativty. I like to quote negative comments said about me in my photo section, because they're hilarious, and inspire me to speak more positively of others who do not do the same.
I'm a much deeper person beyond my love for the aestethic and superficial things in life like hair and makeup. I think I'm just one of those people who turn creativity onto their own body instead of canvas, and who make themselves appear on the outside how they feel on the inside. My one goal is to live an absolutely amazing and crazy life so I can one day write a damn good memoir. I have strong sexuality and strive to create erotic art in both performance and in photography, and I honestly don't care what you have to say about it. I am nothing but myself, and that will never change for anyone, no matter what. I have no idea where I'll be 5 years from now but hopefully it will be somewhere much warmer and not in the midwest and *cough* perhaps SOMEWHERE in NoCal...
I love hanging out with awesome people, going on adventures, and having as much fun as possible. I have a lot of interests. I have a poor short term memory - horrible with names, and I won't know who you are if you approach me from the internet - BUT, I will smile and chat you up regardless. I'm very approachable - don't be scared! I probably won't know who you are until I meet you 5 times ha, although once I got your face down I'll never forget. I'd like to do more artwork / modelling/preforming in my free time, as I'm a very creative person by nature, so why the hell not. Want me to do something like model or perform or hang out? Okay. I will if I like yer stuff, or if you're not a total creepazoid. Creepazoids get turned down. So just message me.
I enjoy long walks in the park with my best friend Obi-Wan, and lazy afternoons with my kitty Ava. I love beer, especially craft beer, it's my hobby. I believe in changing minds, changing the world, and rising against the American holocaust soon to come. These are the formative years, and I will make a diffrence; I can't wait to see what the future has in store for me.
"You know you're famous when people who you don't even know hate you."
Paris Hilton.
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So...you're from England?
I don't know, can you read?
So... are you from St. Louis? No, not at all. The four places in my profile that say I'm from "St. Louis" are completely LYING to you. Even this statement is a pure falsity.
Will you go on a date with me or engage in sexual relations? You're totally hot
You don't know that. My pictures are probably stolen from some other chick's profile, so I wouldn't risk it if I were you. I will smother you with SIF.