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Shittney

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About Me

Once Upon A Time, There Was A Crooked Tree And A Straight Tree, And They Grew Next To Each Other. And Every Day The . . . Straight Tree Would Look At The Crooked Tree. He Would Say "You're Crooked. You've Always Been Crooked, And You'll Continue To Be Crooked. But Look At Me. LOOK AT ME." Said The Straight Tree. He Said "I'm Tall And I'm Straight." And Then One Day, The Lumberjacks Came Into The Forest And Looked Around, And The Manager In Charge Said "Cut All The Straight Trees." And That Crooked Tree Is Still There To This Day Growing Strong And Growing Strange.

My Interests

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Bear Grylls I Will Give You SO MANY BABIES

My Blog

Renown Scientist Sam Becketts Undisclosed Pooping Crisis / Or My Safety Net

No One Knows Better What A Mishap It Can Be Stepping Into The Quantum Leap Accelerator All Willy Nilly  Than Doctor / Slash / Scientist Sam Beckett And I Surly Get The Over All Gist Leaping From Life ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Bu Du Du Du DU DUUUHH DUH DUUUUHHHHHHA

I Don't Claim To Make NO Damn Sense
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:29:00 GMT

I Need That Like I Need Teeth In My Asshole

I Can't Rightly Figure Out If All Of This Is Falling Apart Or It's All Coming Together   I Suppose One Usually Begets The Other In The End A Breakdown  A Breakthrough  & A Real D...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:54:00 GMT

* * * I've Got Nerves That Jingle Jangle Jingle * * *

BETRAYAL It was a word that rattled around my mind like a rusty tin blade every time something went wrong. No one had lived up to the roles they acted out in public. They wasted their years trying to ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 23:12:00 GMT

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I Contain Multitudes Goddamn It
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 14:25:00 GMT

- Boy You Just A Stupid Bitch & Girl You Just A No Good Dick -

"You are going to tell me your story like you just did. Write it all down. Tell that story over and over. Tell me your sad-assed story all night. When you understand that what you are telling me is ju...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:40:00 GMT

Iinside I'm Hollowed Out, Outsides A Paper Shroud, And All The Rest's Illusion.

" You forgave me in a dream the other night.  The more you told me it was alright,  the worse I felt.  I know that you were only doing it because you knew I couldnt possibly hurt you m...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:53:00 GMT

Something About The Way You Taste Makes Me Want To Clear My Throat

In my dreams I'm surrounded by everybody that has ever meant something in my life & I'm stretching my arms out as far as I can weeping uncontrollably begging them to love me as they once did ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:47:00 GMT

:: Boop Boop Bend Over Dat Ass TOO PHAT ::

1.) Anything that happens, happens. 2.) Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.3.) Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, ha...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jul 2005 23:51:00 GMT

Time Travel Does NOT Make It OK...Putting The Foot DOWN...NOT OK

Ernest Hemingway went back in time & SUNK Atlantis I FUCKING swear it. . . THAT BASTARD HEMINGWAY!
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jun 2005 05:00:00 GMT