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Jordan Starcrash

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About Me

Jordan Starcrash --
[noun]:
An immortal
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My name is Jordan Starcrash, and you can all shut your bloody faces.
IM: DrStarcrash
Im a total dick. Im ethnically Jewish but a practicing Theistic Satanist, so call me whatever! I dunno anymore. :D
I wave clout like a freaking wand. And Im very vain.
Despite everything you may have heard about me, Im very nice and easy to get along with.

My Interests

The one redeeming quality of humanity: ART.

I'd like to meet:

People who make my head hurt in a good way.
Genuine people, crazy people. Genuinely crazy people.

and this man, of course

Music:

Things like this you'll know if you get to know me. I dont feel the need to fill this out.

Movies:

Tromatized for life, bitches! Rocky Horror. TX Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2. Zombie. Dracula. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. Velvet Goldmine. Plan 9 From Outer Space. A Clockwork Orange. Return of The Living Dead. Bruce Campbell movies. Dawn of the Dead. Teenagers from Outer Space. Man Who Fell to Earth. Coffee and Cigarettes. The Shining. Wes Anderson + Jim Jarmusch= Tony Jaa will elbow your ass with love!

Television:

[What the hell do you think?]

Books:

Catcher in the Rye. Disco Bloodbath. Dorian Gray. Memoirs of a Geisha. Importance of Being Earnest.

Heroes:

David Bowie
Bruce Campbell
Satan
Fakir Musafar
and..

My Blog

Bullshit!

This is fucking bullshit.Laurie's ex bf Jesse came over here while I wasnt home and left a buncha her shit on the porch, with retarded notes on it.Thats annoying, cuz he knows where I live and vice ve...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:55:00 PST

Building R Not

Thanks to everyone who came out Friday night for the 'Building "R" Not' show at my place. It was definitely a fucking amazing show, and a great time had by all.Thanks to all the bands who played!-Maze...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:23:00 PST

Dead Stuff is fun

or it will be. Oy, I feel bloody winded. I have not a clue why. The fucking sun is killling me lately.anyways, another band practice tomorrow. I am happy to actually be practicing I guess.I was just t...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST

JET-su gentrification!

So this is cool, though not for a least a year, maybe two. But Im getting signed up for this program called the JET program to study abroad and live in Japan for awhile.Its for teaching experiences, s...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:12:00 PST

Bloggityblogblog

herro, whats up?Im having trouble sleeping, even though I was falling asleep on the fone not that long ago.Anyway, heres stuff up in my life:I am probably fucking myself good in school right now. I be...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:01:00 PST

changes

man, I go through a lot of em. Well, not me, but the world around me that I influence....you know what I mean.I dunno how much I like that. I also don't know how much I dislike it, so I guess its gott...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:47:00 PST

FLORID<b>AGAIN!</b>

I'm in Florida again, as I am every year around this time of year.This time I wont have to spend my new year's here, which rocks cuz thats my favorite holiday.Okay, so to recap: Its been amazing seein...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:24:00 PST

shoes on fire

only one shoe, actuallyanyways, I was lighting the lace of one of my chucks on fire and the whole thing caught really quickly. They were off-brand Walmart chucks, if perhaps some soddy material is to ...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:34:00 PST

simple decision

no more hopesjust wants. Hope is a Want with a optmistic skew. And thats what kills ya each time.Plus if I retained anything from macroeconomics, its that -There is no free lunch-Needs are limited, wa...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:15:00 PST

Fuck my ass til I bleed

If you want. I was more describing my anger, but hey.I think my wrist maybe be fractured. Nathan thought I was being a pussy and pretneding and smacked it and its getting worse.If this is just a serio...
Posted by Jordan Starcrash on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:50:00 PST