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About Me

I am pretty much just a big dork.
I like to read.
I hate math.
I'm super clumsy.
I love to laugh.
I talk a mile a minute.
I wear chucks every day.
I am a thrift shop fanatic.
I quote Monty Python in my sleep.
I collect Star Wars action figures
and Canadian pennies.
I have an addiction to chap stick
and John Cusack films.
I enjoy the value of a grammatically correct sentence.
I love salad bars & potted plants.

My Interests

-Robots.
-Chapstick.
-Archie Comics.
-Wax Bottles.
-Coloring With Crayons.
-Kisses.
-Fondue.
-Dancing W/O Rhythm.
-Glitter.
-Crafts.
-Bowie.
-Flea Markets.
-Glow In The Dark Stars.
-Gandhi.
-Leather Bound Books.
-Mashed Potatoes.
-Jews.
-Your Mom.

I'd like to meet:

Dustin Hoffman.

Music:

-Green Day.
-Nirvana.
-Ani Difranco.
-Regina Spektor.
-Woody Guthrie.
-Harry Chapin.
-Cyndi Lauper.
-Anti-Flag.
-Me First And The Gimme Gimmies.
-Weird Al Yankovic.
-Allison Kraus.
-Blink-182.
-LFO.
-Beastie Boys.
-Weezer.

Movies:

-The Breakfast Club.
-Pretty In Pink.
-St. Elmo's Fire.
-The Sure Thing.
-Better Off Dead.
-Say Anything.
-High Fidelity.
-Serendipity.
-Let's Go To Prison.
-Die Hard (1-4).
-The Bourne Identity.
-Ten Things I Hate About You.
-Garden State.
-Big Daddy.
-Muriel's Wedding.
-Danny Deckchair.
-Little Miss Sunshine.
-Reign Over Me.
-Billy Madison.
-Roman Holiday.
-Grandma's Boy.
-Where The Heart Is.
-Juno.
-Reign Over Me.
-Old School.

Television:

-House.
-Monk.
-American Idol.
-Kids In The Hall.
-Monty Python's Flying Circus.
-Keeping Up Appearances. -Krat's Kreatures.
-SNL.
-The Office.

Books:

-The Catcher In The Rye.
-Franny & Zooey.
-Nine Stories.
-Choke.
-Fight Club.
-Escape From Warsaw.
-To Kill A Mockingbird.
-Gingerbread.
-Anne Of Green Gables.
-A Walk To Remember.
-The Year Of Secret Assignments.
-Why Girls Are Weird.
-Me & Emma.
-Gone With The Wind.
-Papillon.
-Gathering Blue.
-Angels & Demons.
-What is a jew?

Heroes:

The artist formally known as the artist formally known as prince. ♥

My Blog

Analicia = Prude X 85?

...apparently.And I'm okay with that. :)...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:55:00 PST

The Hanson brothers love Vermont.

Tonight I am in Burlington, Vermont. My crew and I walked around and it was really cool. I got a cool pair of lounging shorts with music notes all over them. Very snazzy. I also got a large bottle of ...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:16:00 PST

We put the LA in lame.

Stupid = fun.So is going to LA.Give us a good vote,and send us there. !important;"> !important;">Give us a 10 for Definitely Maybe's Best Couple.. ...Please? ...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:29:00 PST

Aint no party like a Donner party.

So I met up with these cool cats named Donner.They seemed like they're really going somewhere with life. So I said, "To hell with Oregon, I'm going to Utah". I head westin a few hours; I'll keep you u...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:37:00 PST

Lamps like Little Tommy.

I bought the neatest lamp at Value Village the other day. It's just about the coolest thing I think I've ever seen. It's tall and fat in a goose-like manor and it's got this bubbly...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST

The eighties are hot in Bulgaria.

So tonight a man came in with a bristly brow and a thick accent -which I suspect was Bulgarian- and complimented my hair: greasy, but nice. To this I responded with an uneasy 'thanks'. Backpeddling, ...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:36:00 PST

nothing rhymes with orange

Your Brain is OrangeOf all the brain types, yours is the quickest.You are usually thinking a mile a minute, and you could be thinking about anything at all.Your thoughts are often scattered and random...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:07:00 PST

Bowie is not necessity to my happiness

So I had every intention of watching The Labyrinth today,and didn't.But you know what?I'm perfectly happyabout it. ..I like him....
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

the best man.

My dad just sent this to me like.. three seconds ago:Sis,I was playing baseball on the Wii last night and hurt my shoulder. It was a Ben Gay night and it's still sore. Do you think I can sue Nintendo?...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

a glimpse of floor...

I woke up early this morning and did some pseudo-cleaning (aka: shoving things in random places) being that I'm tired of looking at all of this junk, but I can't throw any of it away due to my packrat...
Posted by mayfliesmayfly! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST