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Jim Markunas is Drop-Dead Sexy

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Things to know about me:
* When I say offensive things, I may or may not be joking.
* Deep down, I just want people to compliment me on my V-neck sweater/collared shirt combo and my star cufflinks.
* I get 10 e-mails a day from girls asking who Jim Markunas is and why I’m standing by his tombstone. When I reply, “I’m Jim Markunas, and I Photoshopped my own name onto a picture of me standing by some random tombstone,” people don’t believe me. I’m Jim Markunas! Really I am!
*I’ll always have a special place in my iPod for Ilona Europa, but really, I’m not gay! I swear!
* A lot of my friends are girls, which sucks for two reasons: 1. They expect me to put out. I’m not a piece of meat, dammit! 2. They’re all getting married these days. This is not a bad thing, here’s the bad part: Since they’re girls, I can’t go to their Bachelorette parties, as this is a social faux pas, but they all want me to go to their fiance’s Bachelor party. Wait… Nevermind, I guess it’s awesome having chick friends!
* I have baby paranoia.
* It really turns me on when girls say that I'm boyfriend material during sex.
*I do not believe that people should be proud of being Irish. Go to Europe, and tell anyone in any country that you’re proud to be Irish, and see what they say
: )
* I believe voting is the opiate of the masses. Don’t get me wrong, if I were forced at gunpoint to vote, I’d vote Democrat, but as long as Republicans, rich lobbyists, and big business exist, I refuse to vote.
* I miss my friend Mike from Illinois, he’s too busy having sex with hot girls to call me. Also, I’m proud of his new PUA stylee.
* My greatest fears are: That guy from Saw and becoming an AFC.
* Saw scared the piss out of me! The piss! It was fuckin’ scary! Goddamn!
* I enjoy the music of Nicholas Gunn, you can too for a mere $10.00.
* Sex is not everything! (Hand jobs are cool too)
* I used to be a rocker, and wrote heavy-ass rock tunes until I was introduced to Ice Cube and Garage Band; now I’m a West-bangin’ G-Funk Orchestrator.
* I have a new band called, “The Crime Syndicate,” click the link below to send us a friend request.
* I fucking love L.A. (And swearing!)
* I’m really good at writing band bios.
* I know the difference between your and you’re. I expect you to know too, bitches!
* I believe cocaine is a waste of money.
The Crime Syndicate
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Cherry Ghost - The Antarcticans
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I'd like to meet:

Rock music lovers, industry people, fly chicks, and most importantly people who don't watch football.

If your profile is set to private, you’re not only arrogant, but also stupid, and I’ll tell you why:

The lame excuse for having a private profile is “I don’t want creeps, murderers, and rapists stalking me.” This will never happen to you! Here’s why….

I watched 10 hours of Court TV when I had a cold last week, and serial killers/rapists all fit into one specific profile; they prey on those who they perceive to be weak and vulnerable. Weak and vulnerable people usually possess low self-esteem. By arrogantly stating, “I’m special, therefore people must want to stalk me and follow me home,” you’ve proven your own arrogance. Arrogance stems from high/unrealistic self-esteem, which means a rapist/serial killer wouldn’t want you anyways. You’ve wasted your time and everyone else’s 0: )

If you joined Myspace to “keep in touch with friends from high school,” you’re a fucking idiot. THIS GOES FOR GUYS AND GIRLS!!!!!!

Music:

Grunge Rock, Metal, Alternative, Gangsta Rap, Real punk(not emo). Helmet, Breaking Benjamin, Trapt, God Lives Underwater, Filter, Crazy Town, Snot, Papa Roach, Orange 9mm, Eighteen Visions, Killswitch Engage, Biohazard, Vanilla Ice (His metal shit, not his rap shit), Ice Cube, N.W.A., Dr. Dre, Tha Dogg Pound, Westside Connection, WC, Mack 10, Cypress Hill, Del the Funky Homosapien, Outkast, Public enemy, Vision of Disorder, White Zombie, SKANK, Snapcase, The Killers, Fu Manchu, Everclear, STP, Army of Anyone, Chevelle, Vertical Horizon, Soundgarden, Cold, Tommy Lee, The Deftones, Apartment 26, 311, Shifty,and any band on Minty Fresh Records.

Movies:

Horror is my absolute favorite, not stupid shit like "The Grudge" or "The Ring," but the old classics like "Friday the 13th," and "Nightmare on Elm Street." I also like comedy, and dramatic movies that make you think.

Television:

I hate reality tv. I like the Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, The Sopranos, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I love Sex and the City. (The old stuff, not the edited crap on WGN)

Books:

Siddartha, it changed my life. I'm mostly into non-fiction.

Heroes:

Hugo Chavez, Paul LeClerc, Sarah Kelly, Heidi Richman, Versa Manos, Mike A., Danno, Page Hamilton, My mom and dad, Josh Reeley, Victoria Hill (Reppin' the Crime Syndicate), and Malcolm X.

My Blog

I Hope I Don’t Get Banned From The Grand Ole Opry

Uncommon Musichttp://ping.fm/CrzSS
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Whirled News - Ticker Tape

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Cherry Ghost - Hotel Cafe

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He Ain’t Kinky, He’s My Governor

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Coldplay - Viva La Vida

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Dub Pistols - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Posted by Jim Markunas is Drop-Dead Sexy on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST

Questionnaire - Win A Date With Jim Markunas

1. What lurks under your bed?2. If you had a tank and ONLY one bullet, where would you go and why?3. If I were to buy you candy, what type of candy would I buy you?4. What time do you wake up in the m...
Posted by Jim Markunas is Drop-Dead Sexy on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST