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DOGZPLOT

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About Me

DOGZPLOT is a few things: (1) an online literary journal seeking your best fiction, non-fiction, mixed media, photography, sketches, trivia, random thoughts, and maybe even some poetry.DOGZPLOT likes the writing of Christopher Kennedy, Heather O'Neill, Charles Bukowski, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Steven McDermott, Jayne Anne Phillips, Chris Bachelder, Kevin Keck, Ernest Hemingway, Davy Rothbart, Jeff Parker, Henry Miller, Elizabeth Ellen, Roy Kesey, Jack Kerouac, Tim O'Brien, Joe Wenderoth, Walt Whitman, Stefan Kiesbye, Yannick Murphy, Charles Baxter, and Dr. Seuss, to name a few. So send us whatever you'd like, but don't send us the good stuff, send us something that will blow our fucking minds. WWW.DOGZPLOT.COM

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I'd like to meet:

(2) DOGZPLOT FLASH FICTION is a literary blog (WWW.DOGZPLOT.BLOGSPOT.COM) interested in publishing high quality flash fiction pieces of 200 words or less. We will highlight 5 new pieces every other Friday. DOGZPLOT is erratic, so send us playful, honest, original, disgraceful, hopelessly optimistic, dirty, beautiful, ugly, over the top writing.DOGZPLOT accepts submissions 24/7...365. Except for Thanksgiving, a brotha gotta eat. If your flash is accepted we will notify you the week it will appear. Send your flash fiction stories of 200 words or less, along with any bio information, to us through myspace message or send it in the body of an email: [email protected] submissions are fine, as well as simultaneous submissions, provided you let us know if they are accepted elsewhere. DOGZPLOT can and will make very, very small editorial changes if we deem them necessary. If you are not okay with this please do not submit. DOGZPLOT wants first time publishing rights, and reserves the right to keep your story in our archives and use it in print if we feel like it. (we now link all flash fiction stories from the mainpage and they are made available to view as ebooks)

Music:

ABOUT THE EDITOR: BARRY GRAHAM, born and raised in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch Country is a four-time National Tic-Tac-Toe Association (NTTTA) champion (1988, 1994, 2004, 2006). He graduated from Eastern Michigan University with an MA in Creative Writing. Barry currently teaches writing at Monroe County Community College and spends the off-season losing his rent money in the poker room at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, or taking photos of Mormon missionary girls outside the temple in Salt Lake. He also teaches creative writing workshops through Dzanc's WIRP. Barry is the 2008 recipient of the Jumpmettle Award for excellence in fiction and his short-story collection, The National Virginity Pledge is forthcoming in Winter 2008.

Movies:

LIKES: all 226,350,764 people in my extended network, being head-over-heels in love, ms. pac-man, obscure literary journals, cartoons, lions, jennifer nettles from sugarland, crunchy peanut butter, girl on girl porn, dumpster diving, achilles, the rear naked choke, the smell of freshly shampooed hair, ghost hunters, drunk old men sitting at the bus stop, turkey hill iced tea, 2003 wsop, playing in the rain, kettle cooked chips, erotic black and white photography, jack the ripper conspiracies, the east coast, hookers, ping-pong, the legend of zelda, thanksgiving, families who eat together at the table, mormon missionary girls, polished toenails, mr. bean, hannah montana, comedy central, domestic draft beer, law and order reruns, red-heads, women with freckles, new england patriot's undefeated season, dandelions, detective olivia benson, magicians, know-it-alls, the statues on easter island, the terror wheel, hercule poirot, the smell of cow manure, atlantic city, underground comics, x-games, extraordinary lies, faygo, scattergories, 90's rap, beef jerky, hillbilly music, quetzalcoatl, agnostic texts, hustlaz, and writing when we get the chance

Television:

DISLIKES: war, athletes that get away with rape, jellybeans, people who take themselves too seriously, the mosaic law, forgetting to put the rain guard up on the tent, corrupt boxing judges, little tiny ankle biter dogs, daytime television, slot machines, toilets that automatically flush, the west coast, george w. bush and his cronies, shakespeare, the american league east, sugary cereal, adult swim, vanilla ice cream, jeff gordon haters, 80's sitcom reruns, people who humiliate their children in public, spaghetti, the steady incline of government invading our personal lives, pollution, nintendo wii, tomatoes, posers, generic soap, pro hockey, dance clubs, undercover prostitution stings, fart jokes, britney spears, the tour de france, taking "under god" out of the pledge of allegiance, has-beens starring in reality shows, sci-fi, not taking care of your teeth, musicians who delete their songs from myspace profiles, the price is right, confessional writing about suicide, the price of movie tickets, musicals, deadbeat parents, that 70's show, umbrellas, sean hannity and the fox news network, abortion, snitches, nicholas cage movies, and mind of mencia

Heroes:

BARAK OBAMA

My Blog

BLUEBERRY - greg gerke

BLUEBERRYgreg gerkeBill Macam goes to work on a cloudy day and finds when he opens his lunch at noon to be missing the second blueberry granola bar his wife promised to add after they discussed how on...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:10:00 PST

CREEP INTO YOU - lissa edmond

CREEP INTO YOUlissa edmondThe theatre smelled like stale popcorn and cherry cola. As we walked up to the top row, the floor stuck to my sneakers like a clingy person's hands during sex.Two men near th...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:16:00 PST

EATING GLASS - luis c. berriozabal

EATING GLASSluis c. berriozabalYou can't predict a patient eating glass, but you can't altogether be surprised when one does. After all, how many times have you read in the medical chart that a patien...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:14:00 PST

HONESTLY AND WITHOUT CONJECTURE: - j.a. tyler

HONESTLY AND WITHOUT CONJECTURE:j.a. tylerHe cut a poem into the shape of a heart and put it where his real heart used to be.He wears his hat backwards but it gives him headaches so he takes fistfuls ...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:12:00 PST

LEARNING THE HARD WAY - wayne scheer

LEARNING THE HARD WAYwayne scheerAlvin Rothstein thought of his wife. He wished he didn't because he was on top of Corva Glickman at the time.He lifted himself on his arms so he could get a better loo...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:11:00 PST

SLEIGHT - erin pringle

SLEIGHTerin pringleEveryone's in a good mood beside the mermaid fountain. Lovers kiss, toddlers reach for pennies strewn across the fountain floor, a magician fans a deck of cards, saying, Pick a card...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:57:00 PST

ONE FELL SWOOP - maureen traverse

ONE FELL SWOOPmaureen traverseThat day, Dino and I saw a woman drop a baby. We held hands, walking behind her, a wailing toddler on her hip. The more she walked, the more he struggled, until he tumble...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

A LAKE IS BORN - corby anderson

A LAKE IS BORNcorby andersonThe emergency room was in chaos. Nowhere in any of the podiatry manuals that I vaguely knew was there a section about how to give birth while fighting off a very large and ...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

CRAYOLA BONER - misti rainwater-lites

CRAYOLA BONERmisti rainwater-litesPlaying house with Lisa at five I was the husband with the Crayola (periwinkle, probably) boner. The Jesus I learned in Sunday school was Little Bo Peep but I never f...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

WHAT YOUR CAT THINKS - laura ellen scott

WHAT YOUR CAT THINKS OF IN RAINBOWSlaura ellen scottHis girlfriend hates him so much she makes him wear a hat when he goes down on her. The sunglasses are his idea. http://probablyjustastory.blogs...
Posted by DOGZPLOT on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:50:00 PST