WRITING, reading, ufc, people who aren't fake, mysticism, porn documentaries, the history of religions, poker, tic-tac-toe, mr. beanish pranks, nickelodeon cartoons, did I say WRITING
I'd like to meet:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: BARRY
Birthday: OCTOBER 19TH
Birthplace: LANCASTER, PA
Current Location: YPSI, MI
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 5' 9
Right Handed or Left Handed: BOTH, I'M A NINJA
Your Heritage: IRISH, AMISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: NIKE SANDALS
Your Weakness: NONE
Your Fears: GOD
Your Perfect Pizza: I LIKE THOSE WHITE PIZZAS RIGHT NOW
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET MY SHORT STORY COLLECTION PUBLISHED
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "NICE"
Thoughts First Waking Up: I WANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP
Your Best Physical Feature: EVERYTHING, ALTHOUGH I HAVE BEEN TOLD MY NOSTRILS MAY BE MISSHAPEN
Your Bedtime: 3 A.M.
Your Most Missed Memory: ANSWERING THIS QUESTION WOULD BE SELF-INCRIMINATING IN SO MANY WAYS
Pepsi or Coke: RC
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'M LOVIN IT
Single or Group Dates: I GO SOLO
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ARIZONA
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: NOPE
Do you Swear: YEP
Do you Sing: YEP
Do you Shower Daily: NAAA
Have you Been in Love: YEP
Do you want to go to College: NO, I'M A DROP OUT
Do you want to get Married: PERHAPS
Do you belive in yourself: OF COURSE
Do you get Motion Sickness: IF I'M SPINNING
Do you think you are Attractive: YEP
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: I'M AT MY MOMMA'S HOUSE RIGHT NOW
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEP
Do you play an Instrument: I PLAY A WICKED BELLY DRUM
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: CAPTAIN AND COKE, LAST NIGHT
In the past month have you Smoked: A BLACK AND MILD, MAYBE IT WAS APPLE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: TOOK THE KIDS TO SEE THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, YESTERDAY
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ADRIAN MALL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO... WHO DOES THAT??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: THE ONES AT THE CHINESE BUFFET
In the past month have you been on Stage: YEAH, BUT I WASN'T PERFORMING
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: MY DAUGHTER'S MCCHICKEN W/CHEESE
Ever been Drunk: I JUST ANSWERED THAT 11 QUESTIONS AGO
Ever been called a Tease: NOPE
Ever been Beaten up: YEP
Ever Shoplifted: YEP
How do you want to Die: A LEGEND
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: HOPEFULLY I'LL NEVER GROW UP
What country would you most like to Visit: CZECH REPUBLIC
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREEN
Favourite Hair Color: RED
Short or Long Hair: DOESN'T MATTER
Height: SHORT OR TALL OR A MIDGET OR WHATEVER
Weight: SEE ABOVE
Best Clothing Style: NONE
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4, 5 IF YOU COUNT CRUSHING UP RAT POISON PELLETS AND MIXING IT W/ KOOL-AID
Number of CDs I own: MAYBE 30
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 9
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING...WELL...EXCEPT FOR...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
...... YOUR FAVORITE .....
What is your favorite color? YELLOW, ORANGE, RED - FIRE COLORS
What is your favorite animal? LION
What is your favorite song? DEPENDS ON MY MOOD
What is your favorite band? TOO MANY
Who is your favorite singer? SEE ABOVE
Who is your favorite actor/actress? WHY ALL THE VAGUE QUESTIONS
What is your favorite television show? (past or present) CARTOONS
Fav. daytime drams/soap-opera/talk show? NOT INTO DAYTIME TV, BUT DAYS OF OUR LIVES WAS JUMPING WHEN MARLENA USED TO BE THE DEVIL
Who is your biggest influence? JESUS
What is your favorite city?(USA) PARADISE, PA - YPSI, MI - ATLANTIC CITY, NJ
Fav. country? (other than the US) NEVER BEEN TO ANY OTHER
Ocean view or Lake? OCEAN
Perfect Vacation? ANYWHERE THAT ALL OF MY FAMILY IS TOGETHER
Favorite drink?(non alcohol) TEA - HOT OR COLD
Favorite food? HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES
Favorite Restaurant? THIS ONE LITTLE MEXICAN JOINT IN VEGAS, BEHIND THE TATTOO SHOP, ACROSS FROM THE UNLV STUDENT CENTER
Favorite fruit? APPLE
Favorite Vegetable? ARE OLIVES VEGETABLES??
Favorite Season? FALL
Favorite Holiday? THANKSGIVING
Most memorable Birthday? 21
Favorite Sports team? IT'S TOO HARD TO CALL BECAUSE PLAYERS ARE SELLOUTS
Favorite Household chore? FINDING THE REMOTE
Least favorite? ALL THE REST
Favorite Scent? I CAN'T CALL IT
Favorite Boardgame? SCATTEGORIES
Favorite Video Game? Unit? I LIKE THE ZELDA GAMES
Favorite Car/Truck? AS LONG AS IT GETS ME FROM POINT A TO POINT B
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
depends on my mood, but that hillshire farms GO MEAT jingle is pretty hot right now
Movies:
I cry every time I watch snoopy come home. carlito's way, training day, almost famous, the devil's rejects, scarface, tin cup, young guns 2, juice, butterfly effect, mr. bean, hey arnold: the movie, the upside of anger, rambo II, wayne's world, rounders, good will hunting, menace II society, dead poets society, back to school, ernest goes to camp, fight club
Television:
cartoon network and nickelodeon cartoons, house, the daily show, the colbert report, chappelle's show, the simpsons, scrubs, forensic files, foster's home for imaginary friends, the jamie kennedy experiment, csi, numbers, the erotic traveler, celebrity death match, jeopardy, cathouse, ren and stimpy, history channel, ufc on spike, the sarah silverman program, punk'd, the andy milonakis show, gilmore girls, charmed
Books:
LULLABIES FOR LITTLE CRIMINALS, ovenman, the epicure's lament, on the road, the book of man, one hundred years of solitude, tropic of cancer, where the sidewalk ends, how to ride on the woodlawn express, the dhammapada, letters to wendys, the tao te ching, the sun also rises, the bhagavad gita, tripmaster monkey, next door lived a girl, the king james bible, trouble with the machine, before you she was a pitbull, almanac of the dead, the koran, the stranger, the back of the line, leaves of grass, in the lake of the woods, the book of mormon, the greatest salesman in the world, the cookie monster and the cookie tree, the autobiography of malcolm x
Heroes:
MY FAMILY --- MOM, KIM, STACY, JOE, KELLY, ANGELA, ALYSSA, SAMANTHA, BRANDON, JASMINE, ZACHARY, JENNA, VA'NEK, BILLY
