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=ribald reflections=

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

About Me

Well, I work in film/video in any form or fashion that I can. Need a propmaster? Need someone to find locations? Need someone to run craft service? Fluffer???

My Interests

Hot sauces. Going to nerd cons (go to Atlanta for Dragoncon, dammit!). Power sleeping. Curry soup. Spring rolls. Vid editing. Being goofy, fun, and making people laugh... especially when they are drinking milk. Photography.

I'd like to meet:

Film folks, fun folks, creepy folks...The lil' video below is crappy, drawn out, and retarded. I made it with friends over many PBRs and one evening. It is shot a la' "Master Shot Theatre" style... BUUUUT... there is some blood in the end...

Music:

Rockabilly - new and old, Old ska, 80s, Irish drinking songs - again...new and old...

Movies:

Porn (got your attention), commercials, sci-fi freaky stuff... Silly movies like Kentucky Fried Movie & Kung Pow, STAR WARS (the blessed original trilogy), Big Lebowski, Versus, Battle Royale, BR2, Metropolis (orig and anime), Cohen Brothers films, Big Fish, 13 Moons, and many many more...

Television:

CSI Sesame Street, Family Guy, Simpsons, Adult Swim, Penn&Teller Bullshit, King of the Hill,Taboo (Nat'nl Geographic channel),Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Discovery Channel in the middle of the night... And this classic:

Books:

I cartn wreed ur wruite

My Blog

My god! The internet lies sometimes??? What do you mean???

Ok people. What the fuck is going on? If I get one more damned email telling me about Wendy's 60th anniversary, I'm going outside and setting all the cars in the parking lot on fire. Ever heard the ph...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:20:00 PST

Yummy in ’yer tummy.

So money is tight, and you yearn for something other than crackers and peanut butter, right? Well here is a lil' something I came up with on a tight budget whilst trying to add some zest to ramen nood...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:12:00 PST

Rode RAAAAAAAAGE!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! So I just got back to work from my lunch break and do I have a story to tell! Gather around boys and girls, it is time for ol' Uncle Nate to spin a yarn of insanity and road rage fo...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:23:00 PST

WTF? Wow... Xmas tree up already...

So I was in Fiesta last night buying some half & half for my strong chickory coffee, and what did I see??? A Christmas tree! Mind you, this was on Halloween night! All of the Halloween candy was b...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:45:00 PST

The aftermath of the scare...

This is the article from the NY Times the day following the famous broadcast...    Radio Listeners in Panic, Taking War Drama as Fact Many Flee Homes to Escape 'Gas Raid From Mars'--Phone C...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST

62 years ago this scared the pants off of some people.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the transcript of a radio broadcast that had the general public running scared. Keep in mind that many listeners tuned in after the disclaimer was given about...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:05:00 PST

i crappeth upon you, o angry caller!

I just got off thephone here at work with one of the more interesting calls I have ever had here at work. This one ranks up there with the tech support calls I took for the really crappy speech recogn...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

My cat, well soon to be ex-cat.

Princess Grace. I had nothing to do with naming this cat, but the name definitely fits her well. Since a kitten, she has always been quite active, and is one of those kitties who likes to jump up on c...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST

too much coffee... my brain is on overdrive...

wow, many glasses of iced coffee leads to strange thoughts in my head. so i was thinking about that song, dueling banjos. you know... the one from deliverance. i was wondering if there is a version wi...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:35:00 PST

The food chain outside my office building...

So I was sitting outsode in the smoking shack behind the office building this morning and witnessed a rather interesting sight. There was a small swarm of tiny mothlike bugs floating through the ...
Posted by =ribald reflections= on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST