Nanotechnology, amusing pseudonyms, explaining myself(best subject ever), pointing out obscure celeb look-a-likes, Open Mics, shitty karaoke, Hip Hop, art that alters my perception(especially if it sucks), conversation interesting or not, poetry(is for faeries), pronouncing fifth like 'fith', religions in general and their difference from spirituality(because people want you to know), Taxidermy and floral arrangement. "What do you do? Oh really, that sounds cool." Sandcastles, booze, banana hammock rockery, ninja masks, tan lines, Harry Hamburger, Toupee's, inline skaters, Boomboxes, spraypaint, and yearbook pictures turn me on. Markers that don't smell like licorice, googling words I don't know how to spell or the meanings of, wondering why licorice tastes more like -ish than liquor, lying, lying about lying, lying when I admit to lies, lying on the surface of the sun with SPF 80 drawn on my hiney in the shape of the Leg Lamp with "Fragile" in decorative script as a tramp stamp, "oh, you have tattoos? Neato! Actually, I care more about the length of your last bowel movement than whatever tribal-band-name-photorealistic-chicken you have on your man boob.", describing horrendous smells in full olfactory detail with illustrations done in scratch-n-sniff, making up absurd(yet true) interests, doing the robot for hours without breaking character, spellunking, slingshot marksmanship, making Teddy Ruxpin curse, fashioning ninja masks out of t-shirts(you've got a bra on underneath, I have nothing. So, yeah, gimme your shirt!), adjusting carburetors to get less gas milage, afixing sequins to friends furniture in order to provide them with FUNiture, making lists, trying to hold "it' as long as possible to see if it makes me dance better, random tandem insertions, colonoscopy handshakes and body cavity search hugs, oh...I also like to swim.
I'd like to meet:
The World's Greatest Terpsichorean
Music:
The Cool Kids, M83, Monsieur LeRoc, Flying Lotus, S+P, Pragmatic, D3w3y d3c1mal, Mad Lib, Blockhead, James Taylor, Girl Talk, N.E.R.D., Sage Francis, AGAINST ME!, Marvin Gaye, Portishead, Officer Scott Anger, Smokey Robinson, DropkickMurphy's, Blondie, The Books, Curtis Mayfield, The Who, Dabrye, Madison Bloodbath, Why?, Dosh, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes', Yes, Passage, Outkast,Joe Meek, MF DOOM, Boom Bip, Slick Rick, Thelonius Monk, Rashaan Roland Kirk, Typical Cats, KRS ONE, Sigur Ros, TV on the Radio, Latyrx, Pelican City, Astronautilus, Saul Williams, K-Os, The Editors, Milli Vanilli, The Muslims, Necros of the Gods, Monsterr Trukk, Gas Lamp Killer, Restiform Bodies, fuck...I kind of forget the rest.
Movies:
Jesus' Son, IZO, Hot Rod, Barfly, They Call Her One Eye, SIN CITY, Altered States, CHOPPER, KILL BILL, The Adventures of Sebastian Cole, any DavidLynch, CaddyShack, Brazil, Buffallo66, Beerfest, Kubrick, Primer, Yuri, Quills, StyleWars, the Royal Tennenbaums, City of God, Session9, Casshern, any Coen Bros., Nothing, Kontrol, Daywatch, The Bad News Bears(mathau not thorton), Warriors, Any which Way You Can/but Loose, OldBoy+Lady Vengeance, A Very Long Engagement, there're like 8million movies I have to show you...
Television:
Californication, otherwise I'd rather lick a serrated bladed lollipop.
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.
--Bertrand Russell
Books:
Shel Silverstein(what a pimp that dude was),
"TEACHER seeks pupil. Must have an earnest desire
to save the world. Apply in person."Neil Gaiman, Henry Miller, Cosmic Banditos, Geek Love, Charles Bukowski, The First Third, Chuck Palahnuik, Tom Robbins, House of Leaves, Ayn Rand, Through the Looking Glass, Irvine Welsh, William Christopher Baer, J. K. Rawling, Juxtapoz, Tokion, One Thousand Beards, The Intimidators, Joseph Conrad, Any thing regarding String Theory or Nanotechnology or Mythology or pirates or dwarves or mythical dwarf pirate nanotechnologists who dable in quantum physics while secretly trying to prove string theory, The shit I write...
Heroes:
People who fly. Worker ants and mercenaries.
