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About Me

I think I'm hilarious. I want to change the world. I like horses. And dogs. And cats. And men. I'm ready to be mature but I'm not ready to grow up. I live in L.A. but I don't want to live here forever. I like being outside. I want to have someone I can call in every time zone around the world. I want to see my shadow on the moon. I'm a geek. I love history. I would love to get a hug every day. I like to take pictures of myself when I'm bored...and I get bored a lot. I'm really good at procrastinating. I want to do a lot of things with my life. I make to-do lists and then don't do anything on the list. I love movies. I love meeting new people. I like being nice, but I'm learning that playing a bitch can be quite fun and rewarding. I'm a really good wingman. I'm also a really good "endman". I want to create a new holiday. I have this theory that cats are aliens. I think a lot. I like numbers and finding meanings in everything. I like to talk philosophy when I drink. I like to do a lot of things when I drink. I feel like I finally understand who I am and how I operate, and now all I have to do is do something with that information.That's all for now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is creative, ambitious, motivated, funny, and tall. And smart. And nice.Also, people who can tell the difference between "Lara" and "Laura". People who can spell. People who are good with accents.And I heart people who make good camp counselors.

My Blog

Play Ball...

So the theme of my life for this past summer up until now has been learning how to "play ball" with people. In order to have any sort of relationship, from romantic to friendly to work, the person yo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:20:00 GMT

Spielberg and Ponies...

So I just have to say that so far 2008 rocks. I had the first horse show of the year this past weekend and not only did I show two amazing horses, I ended up champion in my division. My riding is ba...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 00:29:00 GMT

The Three

So I attended a lovely Christmas/Birthday party last night and after a certain point of birthday shots and christmas drinks the conversations turned to sex. Well, more to relationships, but with an e...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:51:00 GMT

Mechanical Bull Syndrome

MBS...or Mechanical Bull Syndrome, as I like to call it. It's an illness that has been seriously overlooked. It's for those people who just want to be good at everything, so they get scared to try thi...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:42:00 GMT

Don’t be a Loofah.

Be aloof. This is what Texy tells me on the phone. Apparently I come on too strong. Aloof. Yeah. How do I do that when my brain is firing off thousands of messages telling me to freak out and go ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:13:00 GMT

Five Things

This was inspired by my cyberfriend Debra. Deb (i hope Deb is an acceptable nickname...you can call me La if you want) was inspired by an episode of Grey's Anatomy, in which Meredith's half sister te...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 23:07:00 GMT

Love in the time of the Internet

I sit here all alone on my couch. Just me, my computer, and the internet. And of course South Park on tv. I can see which friends are online and what people have been up to (or at least what they c...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:00:00 GMT

What I Want.

I want it to be okay to just be me. I want to be able to puke in front of my friends if I've had too much to drink. I want to be able to tell jokes that aren't funny, but are still charming in that ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:43:00 GMT