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D.J. ALAN LAMB.

He's not a Cripple Missus

About Me



Alan lambs Amazing new Artist pages can be found at www.hairyparents.com/alanlamb/alanlamb.htm - View and Interact with the 3 chapters of his 'Multi Life' this link takes you to his Menu, please use rollover Tecnology to find the secret texts explaining "THE LIFE, THE DEATH and THE LIFE AFTER DEATH" of this fantastically sad chap*** Also hear the entire L.P. Utilising the 'Majestic' Lamb Media Player pictured below and also Discover the 'Lyrics of Lamb' The Abyss of Tedium that is 'Alan Lamb' in Printed manuscript form....And see a picture of a mangled up pair of Bollocks....Now your gonna pay it a visit!!
Lots of Love RANDY GOSSAMER (HIB) a.k.a. RANOLPH GUZZLEMEOV (C.D.D)

.. Take me to the True Realm of Alan Lamb and Discover Truths so True, You will consider them........COMPLETELY TRUE!!!!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/25/2005
Band Website: hairyparents.com
Band Members:
Death, Destruction and wanking whilst piloting.... Originally presumed DEAD some time in THE FUTURE the crippled corpse was decidedly mangled and generally fucked! Our Hero DJ ALAN LAMB, His Ship and Planet was bought by the CDD from his future relatives and sent hurtling back to the critical date of 13/7/99 and a parallel universai Re-animated, and Assembled by top boffins and utilising the stolen studio masters(must tell you about that one day... ) oops! visit hairy parents if you can be fucked, i dont give a shit computors are fucking so gay! wheres the party at.. go on fuck off b4 i av ee!!RG HIB
Influences:
SAY NO TO MISGUIDED INTERGALACTIC WORMHOLE ACTION! Hello my name is GORDON HALAMISTIS Yes! Im sorry it's all got a bit space and shit yes? but it's nearly over, come to my web page and not see this being a monstrosity no! Yes?Good better things that dont take the tired route of space and rubbish and pooh scratching however yes! and it will not be Leading to a possible alternate reality of the last 9 years....
Sounds Like: IT IS THE AMAZING RANDY G DIRECTORIAL DEBUT OF "Fear Lamb's Planet"
Son of Deed! Break'n pt1 ....Part 2 in the recording, Young Dave is gettin gooderer
Record Label: HAIRY PARENTS Recordings
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

OK WE NOW HAVE THE FACTS ABOUT ALANS DEATH....Almost!

Hello Randy Gossamer (Executive of genomeology and now organising the affairs of the deceased) Here again. Official reports were patchy but not bad seeing as they were coming from the year 2101 via HT...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Lost in Action Again!

Oh Dear we seem to have lost an 'alan' again. So disappointed by his immense swollen pain ridiculed ex-corpse mutilationoid (New and good eh) type hurting head effect he endures minuteby minuet! Heha...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:55:00 PST

THE ELEPHANT LAMB:

He is not a cripple, Mrs Scratch-it!Followers of the escapades of Mr Lamb have spotted there is a hole in Mr Lambs Multi-History...All were thouroughly Delighted to being informed of his amazing "The ...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:27:00 PST

SAAFE 1999 an explanation of sorts

Were still a little puzzled my dears!
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

SAAFE 1999: It’s quite literally a world away Mates!

Theft is a foot! Lamb was the worserwrist!Shipped trans-periodically quasar like through a riftful hyper time-ual chasm!With added proto-plasm, plasma, poly-plastic and band aid plasters.. eer im fuck...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

Alan: The Hip Hop Nation mourns

Everybody at HP (still in a shocked and confused state over the death of "The God of everything Amazing - Alan lamb") are grateful for the wreathes, commiseration's and high amount of sympathetic suic...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

Still Dead!

Confirmation ! at some time in another time he is currently dead whilst time travelling! Deciphering of his last blog still on going! Ta TaRandy Gossamer!found at http://www.hairyparents.com/halamisti...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:53:00 PST

Im Dead, I'm Afraid

A letter was found in the glove compartment of Alans Space Pod after he suffered a hurrendous death via space Drink/Drug/DriveBy/Wormhole Implosion incident, as you do! Lawyers are currently trying to...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:48:00 PST

me video!!! read or eat chuff!

see me flyin yeh! s'fuckin mint at its i is dweebs Swoooooosssshhh, BANK, BANK wwwhhhhiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy, ZZoooooMMMMMERAMA! !if you aint seen me video yet you must be fuckin blind orsumat Fil...
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

B(ig)LOG! i up landlord!

I Must get out more !
Posted by D.J. ALAN LAMB. on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 06:13:00 PST