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Beard of Meats

About Me

Hello to all, I've just put the finishing touches to my meat faced debut LP 'Can you smell something', shortly to be available for download or on cd from Hairy Parents.com, for a very small charge. The tracks feature many of my Hairy Parents compadres as well as guest vocals by Vicki of Canola Tenderfoot. Keep it meat! or don't, whatever you want.

My Interests

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Member Since: 4/21/2006
Band Website: www.hairyparents.com
Band Members: ME, the BEARD & occasionally IAN BEEF, ALAN LAMB, CHI KEN, KEVIN BACON & KEN TUCKEY the TURKEY DRUMMER
Influences: Ham, pork, beef, bacon, chicken, lamb and to a lesser extent duck.
Sounds Like: crack...... on ACID!!!!!
Record Label: HAIRY PARENTS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Are teeth irrelevant

Yo, I've had enough of teeth grief and dentists, lets face it we have the technology to mash food to a point where it need not be chewed, surely the clever thing is avoid pain and take 'em all out. Pl...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:45:00 GMT

How good are pigs?

Yo, Pigs are perhaps the best animals, think of it Gammon, Ham, gammon ham, bacon, pork, crackling and I'm told the eyes and balls and stuff go in sausages which are also mint. All hail the pig (apolo...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 14:01:00 GMT