THE ART OF LES TOIL
Brian Clarke here! Since I wasn't making enough of an income being Wolf-Man's barber, I had to supplement my income by being an artist. My space here is decorated in post-modern, pre-transgressive, early French Cornwellian foam core which means you have to remove any magnesium-based shoes if you plan on walking on my rare imported goose feather/tweed hybrid rug. Kumquat daiquiris are on the sofa. If the sofa refuses to pay for those drinks then the martinis are on my Uncle Cuthbert. Trust me, he's loaded (as am I). And listen, if you feel the need to "tie one on", feel free to crash in my breakfast nook til the morning when I'll be pouring Sanka and passing out nude pics of Whoopie Goldberg for even the fiercest hangovers.
Oh, and when time allows, come take a peek at a boutiful collection of my art at my website.
THE ART OF LES TOIL
