Funeral for a Chicken |
Last night I attended Gwennie's funeral. It is certainly outside of my normal scope of experience, to attend a funeral for a chicken. In fact, I have only ever been to one funeral (for a h...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:30:00 PST |
RIP Gwennie |
Gwennie was a tiny white chicken. She was goofy and sort of blinded by her poofy head feathers which would cause her to walk in circles a lot and bob her head up and down. Once Colle...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:49:00 PST |
Magnets for Derelict Screws |
Last night after leaving rehearsal around 11:20 at night, I discovered about 2 blocks away that I had ANOTHER flat tire. It was the same thing as last week a screw right in the middle of the t...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:42:00 PST |
Why I Like Unusual People (sometimes aka freaks) |
When I was a young girl, a long long long long long time ago, my mother took my brother and I to the Rialto 4 (a now defunct movie theater in Berkeley) to see Tod Browning's movie "Freaks." We w...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:14:00 PST |
RIP Sandy Allen, Worlds Tallest Woman |
I was saddened to learn today that Sandy Allen died. Sandy Allen was (regarded as) the world's tallest woman, at 7'7.25" and was proud of her height, embraced it in fact. She used her grea...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:54:00 PST |
Unexplained Absences & Carcinogenic Potato Chips |
Certain people who shall remain nameless (Jasmine) have been demanding that I write a blog. It was pointed out to me that I wrote non stop for a while then nothing. Zip. Adios amigos...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:55:00 PST |
When Universes Collide |
Last night I was talking with some friends about alternative universes over French fries at Nations. I joked about how I probably actually had a hit song in another universe and we postulated th...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:51:00 PST |
Being Agreeable |
The Four Agreements are: 1. Be Impeccable with your Word: Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the Word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of you...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:11:00 PST |
Is Anything Really Random? |
Random Stabbings in Japan I read last night that woman went on a stabbing rampage in a train station in Japan. Apparently she had tried to slit her own wrists (in a nearby public mall) and was ...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:17:00 PST |
One Reason Why Women Nit-Pick Shit to Death |
One Reason Why Women Nit-Pick Shit to Death Mainly because we can't help it, but also because we can. What most fellows don't realize is that our brains work at lightening speeds. We ha...
Posted by Allene Rohrer on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:33:00 PST |
