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Two Minutes In Heaven

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About Me

We are a four lady Flight of the Conchords tribute band. Meet the ladies...
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Coco Cabana: the romantic dreamer. Bestselling author of such steamy novels as the controversial "Lusty Unicorns" as well as the sequels "Lusty Unicorns 2: Husky Horses", "Lusty Unicorns 3: Pretty Ponies" and "Lusty Unicorns 4: Horny Horns" (Known collectively as "The Lusty Unicorn Cycle"). Alas, her follow up series "Lusty Monkeys" failed to light anyone's fire. This led to her life in folk music, and consequently, the band.
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Sugar Kaine: the newly added one. You may remember her from her early beginnings fronting Get Bent-Featuring Sugar Kaine, a tribute band to Two Minutes in Heaven. She grew to love folk as a child, wandering the country with her parents and other Joan Baez-tines, a group of Yuppies who followed Joan around in a Volvo caravan in the 80s. She's ecstatic for the opportunity to tribute a band directly by being a member of said band.
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Ziggystar: the optimistic one. A one-time struggling rapper from the UP of Michigan. Her rap style was too tame and her personality too nice and cheery for the hard core rapping game. Tragically, she was booed off the stage after a rap battle gone bad, jaded and crushed she ran off to find a place where her particular style of rapping would be appreciated. She was performing for nursing home residents when she found she needed to supplement her income by singing in the street, leading to her meeting the rest of the band.
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Kookie Clementine: the sullen one. Trained at an early age as a pastry chef (but not a sniper), she lost interest in the art of baking after an unfortunate and mysterious mixer incident. She was seduced by the dark underbelly of the world of folk music. She is currently the voice of sanity in Two Minutes of Heaven.
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Mackenzie Wellington-Christchurch: the former member. Gone but never forgotten, original member of Two Minutes in Heaven, Mackenzie moved on to greener pastures with a new husband.
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My Interests

writing songs, tv, movies,

I'd like to meet:

Flight of the Conchords, The Talking Stoves

Music:

folk music, folk parody and folk parody tribute

Heroes:

Flight of the Conchords

My Blog

June 29th - Brets Bodacious Boomin Birthday Bash Extravaganza

And now, birthday cheers from all over:-From the lovely Luli: From the charismatic Chiara:All from the luscious Little Piece of Bret-y:From the dashing David 'Big D'Adams:From the enigmatic Euridic...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

TMiH interview

The editorial staff of  Folk World Daily was dismayed, (but not particularly shocked) when we received a press statement from parody folk parody supergroup Two Minutes in Heaven announcing their ...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

TMiH meet FotC....finally!!

The ladies called at roughly the same time saying they would meet me at Coco's apartment to compare notes. I got there first, fed the cat, and opened a few windows. It had gotten a little stuffy in th...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:21:00 PST

Flip (lyrics)

FLIP You and your friend are mugged with a knifeYou run away in fear from the strifeYou go home to the safety of your bedWhile your best mate may be deadWhat are you gonna do?You go on a date with a y...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:30:00 PST

Tell me (lyrics)

Honey, I must confess,I like your style of dress,Penguins, an owl and a buckDarling, would you like to f-(shouting) find me a shirt like that!Tell me where you got that shirt!I need a shirt like that!...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:45:00 PST

New Gigs (conclusion)

A grizzled voice answered. "I'm Leslie. You got any change?"I yanked my dress off and gaped at Leslie. Was it male or female?  Despite the male pattern baldness and 5 day growth of beard, Leslie ...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:11:00 PST

New Gigs part 2

It was just our good luck that the WAM ball and Major Tom's party were in buildings that sat side by side, separated by a narrow alley.  Shad, who really doesn't get enough credit for what he doe...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:52:00 PST

New gigs (part 1)

"Ladies, we've got a gig!" Shad said as he burst through the door with a huge grin on his face."How did you find out so quickly? Coco just told us about it five minutes ago!" I said.Shad stopped dead ...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:33:00 PST

Obviously (lyrics)

Obviously...I like you, like a kite likes to fly...like a bird likes the sky...like cellulite likes my thigh...like corned beef likes rye....like band managers like pieObviously...I love you, like a p...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:44:00 PST

At the YMCA (part 2)

"Help! Oh, help! I'm drowning!" Ziggy shouted, flailing her arms around. That crazy biotch was looking right at Mr Gorgeous while she pretended to drown! The cow!Before Mr AquaDream could react, I sc...
Posted by Two Minutes In Heaven on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:31:00 PST