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About Me

"Oh, the media monkeys and the junket junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime. Throw their invites away." ~ Ziggy Stardust Bowie

"I love to drink, get drunk, start fights with parking meters and topiary and pretend that they are cops while screaming “I know karate and I’ve got a helicopter made out of cocaine!” at the top of my lungs for no reason. You know, general belligerent-but-for-the-most-part-harmless drunken party antics. It’s what I do and it’s what I’m good at." ~Dan Bialek

Yup. That's exactly how I would describe myself. It's like looking into a mirror Dan!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My entire FA posse together in one place. It IS possible, Doug!

Flight of the Conchords like to rock the party. Which is why we attend them.

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My Blog

currently reading...

finger lickin'  fifteen by janet evanovichamerican nerd: the story of my people by benjamin nugentthe measure of a man by sidney poitierpublic enemies by bryan burroughthose should keep me occupied un...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:04:00 GMT

yeah, i know... i just heart these guys so.

and i'm going to force y'all to watch clips from one of their funniest episodes yet. :)mugging fail bret's fantasy date (hee) i told you i was freekie! he told y...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:04:00 GMT

ONCE MORE WITH FEELING!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!i wasn't going to go to rock on the range this year because of all the flight of the conchords concerts but...LOOOOOOOOKKKKKKK!down there, yeah... *faints dead with the aweso...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:27:00 GMT

THIS is why i love these guys...

...exactly. worth every penny shelled out for hbo.
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:04:00 GMT

maybe the world was ready for this change but we weren’t

someone once asked me why i feared an obama presidency. that everything would be rainbows and unicorns after his election. it's not that i didn't feel he would be adequate in the position. i actually ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:38:00 GMT

fall in love with me

i'm all about the amoeba records gig today. :)flight of the conchords (bret + jemaine) = loveearly 2008.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:27:00 GMT

this ad cracks me up

almost all of the political ads slay me. but this one the most. ;) this situation is nothing like top gun! stop comparing everything to top gun! ahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!and seriously? 'change i...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:12:00 GMT

i just realized im ill-prepared for emergencies...

and a big wuss.ike has moved his way on up the ohio valley and landed smack dab in central ohio. all day heavy winds have blown around debris and knocked down tree branches. at one point, it looked li...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 00:31:00 GMT

Short Story

I felt like writing a short storyHe knew she was sick. Not knowing how or why confused him. You could see it in his eyes and facial expressions. Liquid brown eyes which had never before shed a public ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:19:00 GMT

Pulling your tit

Just when I thought I couldn’t love these guys more... Thanks for finding this vid Skmax!Flight of the Conchords at Omniture What the heck, may as well post some of my favorite moments ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:27:00 GMT