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Lisa*Gay

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About Me

1. I made a myspace page so I could keep in touch with my nephews in Tennessee. Now, I just like to see how long it takes other silly-oriented people with too much time on their hands to discover me.

2. I talk too much, and I love tangents, as the blogs on this page will attest.

3. There is no third thing.

4. I'm funny, my friends are funny, and we drink a lot, as The Quote Of The Day from Lisa Gay will attest. Reading it is just like being there with us. Except not.

5. I am a gas giant of untapped genius (and I'm prone to hyperbole). I act and produce, and now I've turned to writing. Check out my theater company's wildly-outdated website to see our blasts from the past -- www.saturdayplayers.com

As soon as my web designer gets around to updating the site, we'll have snippets of the film projects we're working on, too!

My Interests

backrubs
my ukulele
reading
writing
laughing
hugging
live music
animal rights
tree hugging
esoteric discussions about
politics, sex or religion
dancing with wild abandon
double-dog-dare karaoke
brunch

I'd like to meet:



You.

...and the person who can get me a job HERE:

("You know, it is possible to be too attractive." ~ Pepe LePew)

...and everyone involved with this piece of genius...

...and see my nephew, Mikey, at his games:

...and kiss these guys in 195 places. Each.

...and when I get to have that magical dinner party with ten people, living or dead, real or fictional, have this man and his uke seated next to me:

.. .. ..

Music:

Obsessions:
Beethoven
Elvis
The Beatles
Monty Python, The Rutles, Neil Innes
Crowded House, Split Enz, all things Finn
ELO, Jeff Lynne
Spinal Tap
Sting & The Police
Green Day
Weird Al Yankovic
Flight of the Conchords
The Dan Band

I like any music. Anything. Absolutely anything. Oldies. Newies. Classics. Novelties. Primus. Pink. Prince. I love it all.

Movies:

Everything!! My favorites, in no particular order:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
Princess Bride
It's A Wonderful Life
A Hard Day's Night
Disney's Fantasia
Strictly Ballroom
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Gone With The Wind
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Shakespeare In Love
Blue Hawaii
Star Wars '77 (original and unchanged!!)
The Philadelphia Story
Monty Python's Life of Brian
A Christmas Story (filmed in Cleveland!)
Shawshank Redemption (filmed by Cleveland!)
Soapdish
Truly Madly Deeply
His Girl Friday
Shawn Of The Dead
Whale Rider
Cannibal! The Musical
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers movies
film adaptations of Broadway shows, like Guys & Dolls, Chicago, Grease, Hairspray, Little Shop of Horrors
Once Upon A Time In The West
BASEketball

....... the list never ends

Television:

Flight of the Conchords!!! !
House
South Park
Lost
Smallville
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Pushing Daisies
Boston Legal
(DAVID KELLEY -- TV WARRIOR!)
Project Runway
Anything on The Weather Channel, AMC, TCM, Discovery, PBS, BBC-A, HGTV, Bravo, anything where they redecorate or renovate a house, anything that talks about the craft of acting or writing or music, anything that talks about nature or travel... anything silly or adventurous
Favorites of all time:
Bugs Bunny cartoons
The Muppets
Monty Python
Star Trek (original and Next Gen.)
The Carol Burnett Show
Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Blackadder
Max Headroom
AlienNation
The Young Ones
Absolutely Fabulous
M*A*S*H
Doctor Doctor
The X-Files
Northern Exposure
The Kids In the Hall
Arrested Development
Cheers
PeeWee's Playhouse
Probe (Did anyone besides me see that show??)
The Andy Griffith Show
The West Wing
Red Dwarf
Saturday Night Live
Studio 60
Quantum Leap
Who's Line Is It Anyway? (UK and US versions)
Coupling (UK version only!)
As Time Goes By
Slings And Arrows
The Red Skelton Show
(I loved Freddy the Freeloader when I was 4 years old)
...and dozens more, I'm sure.

Books:

Authors I love:
Shakespeare, Dickens, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Milan Kundera, Tom Robbins, Dr. Seuss, Tom Stoppard, anything my friends recommend to me

Books that changed my life:
A Christmas Carol
A Wrinkle In Time
To Kill A Mockingbird
The Catcher In The Rye
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
The Stand
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Gone With The Wind
The Grapes of Wrath
The Giving Tree
Keith Johnstone's Impro
One Red Paperclip
Earth In The Balance
Excuse Me, Your Life Is Waiting
The New Yorker (a magazine that reads like a book)
...and on and on and on and on

Heroes:

teachers
protectors
megaphones
work horses
collaborators
craftsmen
philosophers
clowns

My Blog

Its A Wonderful Life

Years ago, I was at the Jimmy Stewart Museum in his hometown of Indiana, Pennsylvania.  There was a letter on the wall to Jimmy from Frank Capra, which mentioned one of my favorite movies of all ...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:31:00 PST

Aww. Paul Newman. *sniff*

Losing Paul Newman isn't a surprise, but boy, what a sad day.  For me, he personified elegance and grace and demonstrated the best form of activisim:  be yourself, be smart, speak kindly, an...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:06:00 PST

Chris Hardwick picked me!

Chris Hardwick had a photo caption contest on his Nerdist blog last week.  He announced the winners today.  I got an honorable mention!  I'm beyond giddy, because Hardwick is so damn fu...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:02:00 PST

This blog needs more Elvis

...because one can never get too much Elvis. ...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:38:00 PST

TOO TOO FREAKY

I've always said that New York City is the biggest small town in America, but right now, something weird is going on.  You know that something must be really weird for me to think it's weird.I ha...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:28:00 PST

Two Kinds of People

There must be a school or assisted living community in my neighborhood for blind and deaf people.  I always see people signing to each other at the bus stop or the deli, and every once in a while...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:51:00 PST

Independence Day reminder

Bush and Cheney obviously never watched Schoolhouse Rock.  Someone needs to make them watch this for the next six months straight.  Right on. (Thanks for the reminder, Zed!)...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:41:00 PST

Cannibal! The Musical

When Trey Parker was in college, he wrote and directed a movie called Cannibal! The Musical  It was his first film. It has a very long and very funny production history. I'll tell it to you...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:48:00 PST

A little Something for all the ladies

The best feeling in the world, to me, has to be standing on stage and hearing thousands of people singing along with a song that you (or a loved one) wrote.Music is sound.  Sound is air.  Ai...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:21:00 PST

"Sinner" -- there is no such thing

Just because.  Just because I love this man and I love this song.  I'd never seen this particular clip before.  It's so amazing and shows off his songwriting, his voice, and his smile s...
Posted by Lisa*Gay on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:38:00 PST