"I yell about love cos you can never do it loud enough."
Hiya! I'm Sara, but I'm known to my friends as Sar Bear or Sar Bear Extraordinaire or SBE. I've got a lot of nicknames. I am also the Official Flight of the Conchords' Flight Attendants' A1 Cryer. I can cry in several languages. I am twenty-one (yes really) and an English major. I plan to be a comedy writer when I grow up, but in the meantime I'll just share my silliness on MySpace for free. ;)
I am what you might call a "child in spirit". I'm also an insane bundle of emotions, which is why it's so easy to make me cry happy tears. I enjoy laughing till my cheeks hurt and being so happy that my chest hurts... so basically I love inflicting cheerful pain on myself!
Oh yeah, and I can sort of play the ukulele sometimes.
In case you couldn't tell, I love Bret McKenzie.
"I'm sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." ~ Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis) in Ghostbusters ♥
The Flight of the Conchords fellas like my poetry. I did not pay them to say this. (I didn't copy this until recently. Their picture has changed three or eight times since then.)
ME: Bret's practically perfect in every way!
MOM: Bret's Mary Poppins.
ME: Yes! Finally you understand!
RARE FOOTAGE OF THE SAR BEAR IN MOTION!
"How many Dr. Peppers have I had today, anyway? I...lost track. ...I'm gonna go get another one." ~ Me on a daily basis
KATHY: Fair enough.
ME: Jenny.
KATHY: (immediately getting it) No, I'm sorry. I think you've mistaken me for somebody else.
ME: I'm glad you don't mind being Brian.
(Kathy sticks her tongue out at me.)
♥ Only 3(ish) more months till this comes back! ♥
Check out my ~livejournal~ for the haps, the low-down, the skinny, all the news that's fit to mock and ridicule!
Or why not check out my website? That's pretty cool as well!
"There is no me. I don't exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed." ~ Peter Sellers to Kermit (the Frog)
"Earl wouldn't try to kill Randy. Earl loves Randy. We're like peanut butter and jelly. Peanut butter wouldn't try to kill jelly. ...We're in the same sandwich!" ~ Randy on My Name Is Earl
Jokes with squirrels and/or sandwiches involved pretty much always make me laugh. That is a Sara given.
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"Each time I go to the zoo, I get enraged to see all the innocent animals encaged. With our lying and war and crime and bombing and greed, it's we who should be locked up and the animals freed." ~ Emo Philips
My humble dedication to Jemaine & Bret. I'm kinda proud of it. :D
"Amy Winehouse punched an audience member the other day. Which is a perfect example of the shit hitting the fan." ~ Eric Idle
