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About Me

I live in Puerto Rico, but I have family in other parts of the world as well. I spend most of my time eating..I'm anti-vegetarian and anti-straight edge. Government hyped me up with some drugs when i was captured..good shit. Anyways, if you want to talk to me, just message me. I have AIM, if you want that just ask. I stole this computer off some guy.. haha guy was scared to death. Living in the wild and all, i dont get to listen to music much, but when i happen to find some stuff, i like to listen to classical. Nothing gets me ready for feeding like classical...and Grindcore, of course.

Check out this video. Its full of lies about me, even though some of them I like to think are real, haha
Stop telling me to stop eating your goats. I will NOT listen!! Check out this comic book featuring my cryptid friends as super heroes!

My Interests

Goats, chickens, dogs, etc. I enjoy scaring people, but sometimes they just scare me. I'm into tree hopping and hunting. Wont find a goat sucker with better skills, i swear!

I'd like to meet:

People who arent afraid of me. I've always wanted to try breeding outside of my species, so if your into bestiality contact me ;). If you see any of my relatives tell me! Its hard to keep in contact with them. Everynow and then they'll get ahold of someones cell phone, other than that i rarely hear from the family. I'm a really open goat sucker...i like most types of people. Just wish they werent afraid of me. I only eat animals, anyways. I'd also love to meet other cryptids. Gotta keep our bond tight!!

Music:

Dont listen to music much, real busy

Movies:

I have never seen a movie in my life. Too many people around...Some times i get a peak at TV through peoples windows. It doesnt seem to fascinating.

Television:

As i said, sometimes i get to see tv. I enjoy animal planet alot....

Books:

i do enjoy books. sometimes i find them in trash cans. Poor books. I have read 1984 and a couple of animal books.

Heroes:

i hear alot about aliens..for some people people compare me to them...im not an alien!!! But i shall never reveal my families true origins hehe.But as i was saying, i like how aliens grab peoples attention. One day i hope my family becomes that popular..