KAREEM - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like biting people especially hippies or anyone that sucks ass. I sleep late every day of my life and usually still take naps. Im one laid back cat and Im not into the stress of daily life. I think meowing is an art form and I practice it every day. Im a real ladies man with the sexiest green eyes you have ever seen. I have lived through a crazy life, I had my tail run over a little over a year ago but don't worry ladies it still can work it's magic.

My Interests

Tripping people especially when they walk on the stairs, biting people, NINJAS, meowing, boobs, Playing with that string thing, Waking up Brett or Jeff at 4AM for no reason at all. Eating Whataburger at 3am. Eating other cats, Being fat and lazy, not paying rent, staring contests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that has food, boobs, a fat sack of nice catnip or will give me more food.

Music:

catpower, catleen hannah, Jimmy Smith Black Cat, Black Cat Music, jawbreaker, the sounds your mom makes, I like alot of punkrock and jazz, I like alot of music in general as long as it isn't some hippie crap, I would bite someone for playing that shit.

Movies:

ninja or kung fu movies only

Television:

I ain't down with that shit, watching the morons in my house live their daily affairs is way more amusing.

Books:

books are for people that can read

Heroes:

The first cat that figured out how to turn humans into your servants letting you live with them, eat their food, sleep on their clean laundry, clean up after you poo and give you massages. That guy was the OG pimp for sure, he ran one hell of a game. Jeff and Brett are both pretty up there for me, they give me food and all that shit.