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The Suburbs can now be deemed the most ridiculous place on Earth.

About Me


Shiny shit can amuse me for years..... I'm absent minded beyond belief.... Addicted to Ms. Pacman..... I spend lots of time Writing.... I will one day make the perfect mixtape..... Over the years I have developed the nasty habit of really digging art, which would be great if I was loaded..... Otis Redding is a god..... I WILL make this world a better place somehow.... I love surfing yet I live in Texas which would mean my hobbies include being a sadist.... I want to learn more than anything even if it sometimes makes me lose my mind. I have a growing fear of the suburbs. I'm baffled that some people dislike reading the newspaper. I secretly like flowers... Your most likely to find me out somewhere looking for old records that reaffirms my nerdiness. You call it a character defect, I call it a hobby. I buy more records than I think one should buy. I'm a sucker for interesting conversations, whether with friends or the schizophrenic guy at my neighborhood coffee shop. Sometimes me and the schizo have staring contests but he has a creep out factor of about 10 so he usually wins when I get scared. I travel the world as much as possible because I don't see sense in waiting for "one day." I'm in pursuit of my dreams, where I get to be creative and I love it, even if it don't have a 401K plan yet.

My Interests

Bush Admin getting the fuck out of office, Having conversations with my cat Kareem, Reading anything and everything that I can but not believing everything that I read. surfing, avoiding hype, finding honesty, food that isn't Americana, traveling, present day artists like banksy, Dave Kinsey, Craig Metzger, or Geoff McFetridge. music in case you missed that part, world events, telling people just how wrong they really are, optimism, AP style, laughing, sense of being, little things, avoiding anything that begins with Xtreme or X-, Breaking things, fire, records, crossword puzzles, lately I have been obsessed with the idea of making adult size big wheels so my friends and I can form a gang and ride around the hood straight mobbin'

I'd like to meet:

The truthseekers, The fearless, the passionate, and the underdogs. Those who steal fire and are willing to bleed for their dreams. The shot caller that decided which sweaters Cliff Huxtable should wear on the Cosby show. Anyone who thinks drama should be left to 15 year olds and theater majors. Anyone that can turn me on to some music or art..... People who are not afraid to make a fool out of themself if it means having fun. Somebody I can talk to about the dumbest things in the world and still be able to tell them why I can't sleep at night. Anyone who owns a machine that can dismantle my nightmares; that can turn my despair into hope and my fears into oblivion. Anyone who goes after what they want in life not what they know is safe. Someone who finds talking to schizophrenics entertaining to some degree. Someone to give the perfect mixtape.

I wanna meet this guy

Music:

Elvis Costello, Lightnin Hopkins, The Thermals, Gary Wilson, The Monks, Pavement, Sound Team, Carl Dawkins, Darondo, Bad Brains, Nina Simone, Trap Door II Mystery Mix, Fela, Mission Of Burma, Guitar Wolf, Serge Gainsbourg, James Brown, BS2000, Can, Fugazi, Les Savy Fav, Lebron Brothers, The Walkmen, Sonic Youth, 13th Floor Elevators, Whatever really cool hipster new postpunk group here, Madvillian, Otis Redding, Dinosaur Jr, Vue, jawbreaker, Jesus Lizard, Tripledouble and Diplo's mixtape AEIOU2, old soul and funk stuff, iggy & the stooges, your mom, miles, monk, lightmen plus one, I can't stop listening to the Superlatives song - I don't know how (to say I love you) don't walk away, God damn that song is the shit!

Movies:

An Uncivil War: Liberia was the most moving documentary I have seen in years, North by Northwest, anything Hitchcock, or Akira Kurosawa, Planet of the Apes, Seven Samurai, Chinatown, City of Lost Children, Jim Jarmusch, Mystery Train, Deadman, Big Lebowski, Amelie, The French Connection, Endless Summer, Le Cercle Rouge, Blood Simple, Man bites Dog, Mash, Billy Madison, Sleepers, Annie Hall

Television:

My TV exists only for the dumbification of myself but I still watch, its some sort of sickness. Baseball, non-local news programs, the Simpsons, Aqua teen Hunger Force,

Books:

Donald Barthelme, Cormac McCarthy, Henry Miller, Ruben Martinez, Faulkner, Joseph Heller, Ray Bradbury, Charles Bukowski, Ryszard Kapuscinski, Hunter S. Thompson, Burroughs, Vonnegut, The Republic, Machiavelli, Gonzo influenced writings, political philosophy, political commentary, James Agee's Let Us Now Praise Famous Men has been inspiring me lately.

Heroes:

Any person that chooses to teach in a public school, Lightnin Hopkins, Anyone that decides to move to France for the hell of it. Anyone who has two children while in college then raises them while going to school and then finnished their degree then attaining a masters degree while working full time to suport the children in two years. Anyone that follows their heart in life, Anyone that stands up and does what they think is the right thing.

My Blog

1/2 Rehash vs Brett Koshkin- DIRTY HONEY Sat 03-01 Boondocks

Dirty Honey @ Boondocks Sat 3-1 With High-C of RehashOf course we don't have a flyer yet because hey, we're lazy and just plain ghetto like that. But Dirty Honey is excited about having Dallas-based c...
Posted by hey fuck you on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

Strangers and free Hooch

Dear diary,  Today someone I don't know sent a bottle of Jameson to me at the office. The day is looking good. b.
Posted by hey fuck you on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

No longer an adult for the day.

No longer an adult for the day.I'm sneaking out of here.It's too nice outside to not play hooky. I'll surely burn in hell when I get there, but until then...
Posted by hey fuck you on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:12:00 PST

I will never love you and your soccer.

Okay So apparently the country of Brazil likes you to have these special little stamps in your passport before they let you enter soccer world, I mean Brazil. I cant remember the exact word the Brazil...
Posted by hey fuck you on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST

Buenos Aires, the city of Phil Collins.

En el camino otra vez.  South America rocks.Buenos Aires, the city of Phil Collins is highly suggested.  I can't understand anyone's Spanish down here for shit, maybe that's because I don't ...
Posted by hey fuck you on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

2006 is all about missing your flights.

2006 is all about missing your flights. Then staying up all night getting shitty drunk before your rescheduled flight at six in the morning. Well... That's the plan at least, I will let you know how i...
Posted by hey fuck you on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST

macaroni & cheese nuggets.

Today I ate macaroni & cheese nuggets. Guess what, they're fucking tasty too. What you got on that biatches?
Posted by hey fuck you on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:06:00 PST

Boulder Day 1 & 1/2

You know how in some small towns about once a year they have a public event like "Rattlesnake Stomps" where they go around all day killing rattlesnakes to keep the population down? They need to do som...
Posted by hey fuck you on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:37:00 PST

Boulder Day 1

Boulder Day 1Yeah my only real thing against this place is the hippies. I hate hippies and this town is full of them, the first thing I saw when I rolled into town was four hippies, one wearing a skir...
Posted by hey fuck you on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:35:00 PST

INVASION DE COLORADO!!!

INVASION DE COLORADO!!!I'm going to be in Colorado tomorrow June 28th until July 6th. Looks as though I will be in Boulder the entire time unless someone can give me a good excuse to go somewhere else...
Posted by hey fuck you on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:47:00 PST