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lady k!

my jewels hang low like my balls in the potty

About Me

I support fast-food related sexual harassment.

My Interests

ennui, procrastination, painting walls, crip walking very badly, wine tasting, raping and pillaging, Medtronic pacemakers, mixing the tapes, green shoes, middle eights, social anxiety disorder, boys with OCD, hand claps, great fucking drum breaks, century old Steinway grand pianos, tennis, ping pong, badminton, insomnia, sleeping pills, giraffes? giraffes!, the internets, films with subtitles, knitting!, figuring out life, having hopes, pursuing dreams, being a straight up G.

I'd like to meet:

artists
writers
designers
musicians
collectors
audiophiles
typographers
Rufus Thomas
screen printers
the mentally deranged
ping pong table owners
tall, nice boys with beards
people who want to trade mixtapes

Music:

hip hop, deep funk, soul, latin/salsa, jazz, grime, old gospel and blues, disco, bmore club, house, new jack swing, (primarily) russian and german romantic/ contemporary classical, pop-whore shit, neo-euro-ethnic/ bohemian, 50's/60's pop/rock & psychedelic, post-punk, indie crap, etc.

Movies:

Sick, twisted, depraved shit. Also, documentaries.

Television:

I prefer to sit around and stare at walls, thanks.

Books:

I read and write the internets.