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Kelly

Well, Fuck you Mr. Bear! You speak Lies! LIES!!

About Me

I'm going to tell you a tale of a cowgirl named Kelly, who had stars tattooed on the sides of her belly. She tied my stomache in knots and put my heart through the bends, with giggles and grins and hair done up in bobby pins. My tale is short in its spin, as I'm sure its with many men, cuz after a day or two she never called me again. . .. My cowgirl went riding, she rode out to crystal lake, and by the muddy bank she stopped for a cigarette break, then from out on the water, a creepy voice croaked, it gurgled and requested a drag of her smoke. Kelly rubbed at her eys and peered through the bog, at the thing with the voice: a frog on a log. A legion of toads, lined up like army men, and they all sang a cadence from beginning to end. Shocked by the display Kelly let out a cheer, and the first frog responded: "bring them smokes over here" She hopped in crystal lake which was silly and dim, because everyone knows that cowgirls can't swim. She sank like a stone and cracked open her head. Crystal lake swallowed her up and she became undead.haha I love it-- this was written on a special request for me by Jayson Daniels `~~~~MWAH~~~~

My Interests

I'm interested in furthering my career as an artist. I've been painting since I can remember and never want to quit. I also have a passion for photography, and am looking to start combining the two more. I'm also apprenticing to do tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

A cowboy zombie with a pet bullfrog

Music:

Fiona Apple, Kylie Minogue, The strokes, spoon, Richard Cheese, Hot Hot heat, Micheal Jackson, . . .. .

Movies:

Drop dead gorgeous, waking life, amelie, cruise, mommy dearest, Breakfast at Tiffany's. Charade, My Fair Lady, Roman Holiday, Half Baked, orgy of the dead,

Television:

what TV?

Books:

Ishmael Even Cowgirls get the blues, Nature girl,

Heroes:

frodo baggins, harry potter, amber atkins, pipi longstocking, my mom

My Blog

O.H.I.O.....

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Posted by Kelly on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST

new tattoos by Tennessee!

everybody should come see how good you are! ***tattoos by the magnificent Tennessee***...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST

sexy car pics and more!!

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Posted by Kelly on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

crossbizzle

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Posted by Kelly on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:27:00 PST

woohoo florida

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Posted by Kelly on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:20:00 PST

and then there was FLorida

a day provided for by the food bank                       on top of the bridge   home the neighbors   my feet in flor...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:55:00 PST

She Came from Ohio. . .

So I have all of these picture so I'm going to start at the beginning and let it go from ther.  This is before I left Ohio. . .                 &nb...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:43:00 PST

so I'm working on the picture thing. . .

I'm in florida. . .being drunk and I've taken some pictures so I could be like wooo hooo look at what I'm doin, but I am not doing very good at finishing up what goes after that where you like actuall...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:15:00 PST

check out my new pool boy!

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Posted by Kelly on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:37:00 PST

doug's

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Posted by Kelly on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:09:00 PST