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Pauline

About Me


General kitties, my hair, cute boys, gay piano players, prank phone calls, and dr. pepper!.. language="JavaScript"highlightInterests("ProfileGeneral");
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Television i like most cartoons that aren't disney or anime, old music videos, vhi, and desperate housewives. good thing my tv doesn't work! .. language="JavaScript"highlightInterests("ProfileTelevision") ;
Books My sCRAPbooks! And anything else that's mostly pictures...words are for losers! .. language="JavaScript"highlightInterests("ProfileBooks");
Heroes If i ever grow up, i wanna be JUST LIKE my newly discovered cousin Kathryn Pait!!!!!!!!! .. language="JavaScript"highlightInterests("ProfileHeroes");

My Blog

damn you, Rita!

so like there's this category 4 hurricane comin' to town.  last i heard there was a 50 percent chance it could be a category 5.  and katrina was a 3.  i am very scared.  im at my ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:34:00 GMT

crackhead neighbhor falls alseep with lit cig; wackiness ensues!

over the weekend i came home to smoke streaming from the appartment nextdoor.  i wasn't too terribly phased since it's occupied by some aquaintences of mine who are constantly on drugs.  lik...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 00:33:00 GMT

Crusty Squatter or Tattered Tourist?

I was on the bus coming home from work the other night when i was joined in the back row by two gentlemen.  They were at least twice my age and looked just like they smelled, which wasn't good.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:21:00 GMT

R.I.P

R.I.P. PERRI THE HOBO1951  2003 French Quarter clown found dead in Boston apartment     This article was based on a lengthy videotaped interview with Perry Rickman on May 31, 2...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 14:12:00 GMT

My Biological Father!

Most people meet their dad's when they're born, or at least on a talk show.  I met mine last week when my mom brought him over.  A recent quest for people named Pait, done by me only, led to...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 11:08:00 GMT

Sean pissed me off! (pun intended)

The other night after partying hard, my insignificant other, Sean Ross, stumbled back to my appartment around 4 in the morning.  I didn't notice until my deep sleep was disturbed by the distinct ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:28:00 GMT

Strangers who share my DNA!

Last week I met my long lost cousin, Kathryn Pait, who i didn't know even existed! I looked up Pait in the phone book, and there are only two of them and they're both related to me.  (for those o...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 09:39:00 GMT

A funny story.

Lastnight i invited my "pals" over to celebrate my 23rd year of existing and nobody showed up!  Was i surprised?  Sadly, no.  Are my feelings hurt?  Sadly, yes.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 14:51:00 GMT

Portrait of Sean Ross by Pauline Pait

BEST ASS EVER!
Posted by on Wed, 04 May 2005 10:35:00 GMT

Saturday Night Was Alright For Wetting Myself.

The saturday before last, after waiting 4 long months, i fianlly got to see my lord and savior Sir Elton John in person! The $250 i paid was indeed well worth the two hours i spent under the same roo...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 13:26:00 GMT