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i AM Canabian

I AM Canabian!

About Me



Hmmm....If I tell ya too much I might blow my cover in the "witness protection program!"

My Interests



Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, sleeping in, listening to great tunes, shopping, traveling, some weird stuff like Ouija and Voo Doo Dolls (Blame my trip to New Orleans!), watching my fave shows, stand-up comedy, concerts, movies, men in uniform, men out of uniform, men...meeting new people....
Basically anything that can keep my attention...I tend to wander!!!

I have been known to have a drink or two...Besides a good 'ole Bud, or a Vodka and Coke,some of my faves include: Molson Canadian, Bud Ice (that you can't buy in Canada..boo!) and any of those "Kool-Aid for big kids" coolers!

My newest addiction is Red Bull Energy Drink!!!

"Its like cocaine in a can, baby!"

Also of note, I have the biggest medicine cabinet in the world, and have a pill for just about any affliction!

Oddly, I have always had this strange obsession with the USA..I think I was born in the wrong country!

Hmm...Bottom line... I HAVE ISSUES!



I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! ..Click to adopt yer own

You Know You're From Canada When...
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."
You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
You drink pop, not soda.
You know what a Mickey and 2-4 are.
You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You brag to Americans that: , Jim Carrey, Mike Meyers, Tom Green, and many more are Canadians.
You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
You know what a touque is.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"
Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.
There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food.
You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.
Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize. Canadian lottery winnings are non-taxable!
Everything is labelled in English and French.
Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
You say 'aboot' not 'about'
There are more pages about Hockey than the news in the newspapers
You know what the plug at the front of the car is for
You can ALMOST understand what Jean Chrétien says
You know what are Tim Horton, Zellers and Canadian Tire
You have a canadian flag sewn on your backpack (unless you live in Québec)
You go overseas and insist that you are Canadian when people hear your accent to make sure they won't think you are American
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Canada.

Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here

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* MY STONER NAME *

I am Total Eclipse Nickelbagger!! Bring it!
Go git yers!

* MY ADDICTION? *

This is no surprise!

You're addicted to.....Weed! Yes weed! This is one of the more popular and easy
to get drugs out there now. Like LSD weed also
gives hallucinations but not near as bad.
People on weed also get the MUNCHIES!

What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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*What kinda druggie am I? *

I sense a pattern here!

click HERE to see what kinda druggie you are!

* Am I a TRUE stoner? *

'Fo shizzle mah nizzle!

Take the quiz: "Are You a true stoner?"

4:20!!!!
You are stoner to the max and you like to have fun. Keep on toking man...puff...



*My Drug Personality*

Second verse, same as the first!

Weed ;)
Ahh your a stoner ((maybe we should talk))... you are truly a unique person. You are probably a very smart person, but in your own way. You are close with your friends... sometimes ignorant people will get in the way and think that your a big loser, but thats not how you are, you just like to look at the world from a different perspective, and you like to giggle alot - but who the fuck doesnt??Maybe you have some personal issues going on, but thats part of life - shit will work out. If not, then there is always the option of starting a marijuana farm!!!!

I'd like to meet:

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* ~~~~~ PEACE, LOVE, AND 'LIL GREEN LEAFIES......~~~~~ *

.. ......

Steve-O

What Jackass Guy Are You?
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Correct.. You're Seven Seconds. You're Seven Seconds, Because That, Is how long people can stand to be in your presence. You're a total Bastard, Basically. You Create Nausea, Headaches, Chest Pains and All
Over Body Aches.. You're widely available, mainly due to the fact
that no-one wants you, You're like an Aids
infested whore, if you're bought, you're sent
directly back, with a punch in the face to the
seller.

What Weed Breed Are You?
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your song is:"Live This Life"Met a man on the street last night Said his name was Jesus Met a man on the street last night Thought he was crazy till I watched him heal a
blind man Watched him heal a blind man now I seeI live this life until this life won't let me live
here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live
here anymoreMet a girl in a chair with wheels But no one else would see her Met a girl in a chair with wheels Everyone was so afraid To even look down on her And she just spread her little wings and flew away
yeahI live this life until this life won't let me live
here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live
here anymoreMet a kid on a bridge last night Contemplating freedom Met a kid on a bridge last night And he said I'm tired of this maddening life And I'm ready to go meet Jesus And I said he's a friend of mine Met him just last night And it's alright Yeah it's all right YeahI live this life until this life won't let me live
here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live
here anymore Live here anymoreMet a man on the street last night Said his name was Jesus Met a man on the street last night

what song are you? ( full lyrics to every song)(revised)
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Which Half-Baked Character are you?
You're Brian!
Stoned beyond your mind...actually, stoned back to the 60s. You're quite the stupid, dirty hippie, and you don't just let it show...you're not even aware of it. Half of your life has been spent in record stores or hookah bars.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical || 10%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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*~~~~ POLITICALLY SPEAKING, WHERE DO I FALL? ~~~~*

CONSERVATIVE...I can live with that...

Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States)
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*~~~~ WHICH TRAILER PARK BOY AM I? ~~~~*

I am BUBBLES!! I am HOT!

You are Bubbles!! You may look slow but you know you are the smartest
person in the trailer park (mainly because you solve a
lot of mysteries and don't get arrested as much
as Ricky and Julian.) You live in J-rock's van
and he and Ricky are like your brothers, but
Julian is the only one who fucking understands
you. You love cats and TV, and you've been
makin' a livin' in the shopping cart market for fifteen
goddamn years now and you're not gonna fucking
change anything. You wear cool clothes and you
know everyone is jealous of how good looking
and successful you are. You sonofabitch!

Which Trailer Park Boys Character Are You?
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*~~~~ WHICH HAND GUN CARD AM I? ~~~~*

The Sig Sauer P226 of course! Ain't it pretty?!

Sig Sauer P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special.
Beautiful and reliable but can still scare the
living bejesus outta anyone.

What handgun are you?
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*~~~~ WHAT COLOR AM I? ~~~~*

I am RED...Careful, I may shoot you when I'm mad!

You are the color red. You are the most
controversial of all the colors. You are often
easily angered, but as easily as you got
excited, you come down. When angered, do you
have the tendency to be malicious? Afterwards,
do you end up begging for forgiveness? Maybe.
But you're incredibly generous, and, odd
enough, needy. You love to hate, and
sometimes, you hate to love. This color
describes you as generally edgy. When in a bad
situation, you're pessimistic, and when you're
in a good situation, you're extremely
optimistic. You're painfully tempermental, and
sometimes it hurts the ones you love. But with
an exciting and stimulating attitude, you enjoy
talking to people and being social. But aside
from your bold and outgoing attitude, you're
attention-needing and attention-getting. This
color is associated with lust and desire--and
you are both lust and desirous. You're a
protective person when it comes to the people
you love. You're incredibly sharp-witted and
powerful (not to mention intelligent!).

What color are you?
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*~~~~ WHAT SEASON AM I? ~~~~*

I am WINTER...Cold outside, but nice and warm on the inside!

You're a Winter. You very much enjoy your time
alone but do like other people's company
sometimes. You just need your space. You have a
few priviledged friends who saw past your
colder exterior to find the true you. You can
have pretty bad mood swings (though you hate to
admit it) so you could be soft one second then
storming around the next! But over all, you're
a very pleasant person once people take the
time to get to know you. You're a good friend
for in-depth talks. You're very talanted when
it comes to creative things.

What season are you?
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*~~~~ WHICH TAROT CARD AM I? ~~~~*

I am the Sun Card! Sing it, baby! "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine..."

You are the Sun card. The light of the Sun reveals
all. The Sun is joyful and bright, without fear
or reservation. The childish nature of the Sun
allows you to play and feel free. Exploration
can truly take place in the light of day when
nothing is hidden. The Sun's rays fill you with
energy so that you may live life to its
fullest, milking pleasure out of each day. Such
joy and energy can bring wealth and physical
pleasure. To shine in the light of day is to
have confidence, to soak up its rays is to feel
the freedom of a child. Image from: Stevee
Postman. http://www.stevee.com/

Which Tarot Card Are You?
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*~~~~ WHAT CUTE ANIMAL AM I? ~~~~* I am a kitten! Meowwwwwwww!!!
You Are A: Kitten !
Cute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Like you, kittens hate getting wet. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Parakeet or a Puppy
You are least like a: Groundhog or a Turtle What Cute Animal Are You?

*~~~~ WHICH RESERVOIR DOGS" CHARACTER AM I? ~~~~*

OOhhh! I'm Mr. Blonde...There's something in particular I like about this guy!

Mr. Blonde, congratulations!

Which 'Reservoir Dogs' character are you?
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*~~~~ WHAT's MY PROBLEM? ~~~~*

OK, this test is wrong in SO many ways!!! Dammit I'm proud of my issues!

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*~~~~ WHO's MY 80's MOVIE ICON ALTER-EGO? ~~~~*

I am ferris Bueller!!! Right on!!

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*~~~~ WHAT MXC CHARACTER AM I?! ~~~~*

Hey! I'm Kenny! W00t!

You're Kenny Blankenship! You're the clown of the
group who just tries to have fun.

Which MXC Character are you?
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*~~~~ WHAT KIND OF STONER AM I? ~~~~*

Well, I am a Ghetto Stoner, man!

What kind of stoner are you?
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You're a ghetto stoner! Everybody loves you 'cause
you know your shit. you like to sit back, drink
a 40, smoke a blunt, and maybe go for a drive.
What a life!

*~~~~WHICH DYSFUNCTIONAL CARE BEAR AM I? ~~~~*

Of course, I am a "Stoner Bear!"

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Stoner Bear

*~~~~ WHAT DRUG AM I? ~~~~*

I am indeed WEEEEED mon!

*~~~~ WHAT 80's CHILDHOOD TOY AM I? ~~~~*

I am a SPIROGRAPH! (I was pissed 'til I saw the blurb!)

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?

You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out,
even though you've been known to be a bit
boring at times. You manage to serve your
purpose in life while expending hardly any
effort (and are probably stoned to the gills
all the while).

*~~~~ WHAT IS MY TRUE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ~~~~*

Why, It's ARIES of course!!

Your True Sign Is Aries

Daring
Friendly
Energetic
Risk Taking
Dynamic Daredevil
Always on an Adventure
Without a Care in the World
Quick-Witted and Quick-Tempered

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*~~~~ HOW EVIL AM I?~~~~*

"Its log, its log, its big, its brown its wood.
Its log, its log, its BETTER than bad, its GOOD!"

How evil are you?

*~~~~ WHAT TRAINSPOTTING CHARACTER AM I?~~~~*

Why, I am Renton!

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

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*~~~~ WHAT KIND OF GOTH AM I? ~~~~*

Corporate! Sounds lame, but my Goth days are long past my friends :-(

You're a CORPORATE Goth! Chances are you're an
older goth who was goth before it was cool.
But family and work don't let you show your
gothiness much.

What kind of GOTH are you?
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*~~~~ WHICH ALCOHOLIC DRINK AM I? ~~~~*

Woo-hoo! I'm a BEER I'm a beeerrr!

Beer

?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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*~~~~ WHICH DRUG AM I? ~~~~*

I'm WEED!! Yahhh mon! Put down yer Ting and take da test!

You are Marijuana!

Laid back, dreamy, and maybe a little stinky from skipping a shower.
You rather hang out on the couch watching That 70s Show than go clubbing.
All you need is a big joint, TV, and some Twinkies covered in chocolate syrup!

What Drug Are You?
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*~~~~ WHAT WEIRD MISC. THING AM I? ~~~~*

Well, here I am...shakin mah bacon! szzzt!

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What weird misc. thing are you?
Dancing Bacon
I love you and you make me hungry. Get in my skillet, M'kay?

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*~~~~ HOW OLD IS MY INNER CHILD? ~~~~*

S-I-X

My inner child is six years old!
Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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*~~~~ WHAT MOVIE DO I BELONG IN? ~~~~*

"Run Forrest! Runnn!"

Forrest Gump!

What movie Do you Belong in?
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*~~~~ WHAT KIND OF SOUL DO I POSSESS? ~~~~*

Prolly can't sell this one! I'm an ANGRY SOUL! GRRRR!

You have an angry soul! Angry Souls arent always
angry, but they cannot easily forgive and hold
grudges. You probably often get in fights with
your friends and family, and its difficult for
you to understand. When someone makes a
mistake, you dont let go easily and hold on to
those memories. Your very stubborn and your
rage is known to everyone. Though you never
actually mean it, you can say mean things in a
fight and go over board. Many people are
sometimes intimidated by your anger. But you
have many redeeming qualities and those are
that you are quite intelligent and smart. You
would make a good businesswoman or lawyer
because you know how to prove your point. You
cherish the ones around you, and appreciate
life, even though you can complain or throw a
tantrum now and then. The good things is, you
keep your emotions very outspoken, and are
normally a very happy person because all your
rage is let on the outside. Anger is simply a
state, but you, yourself as a person, are
great.

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Music:

MUSIC...
NOTE: I really haven't updated this in a REALLY LONG TIME (yrs!) and really can't keep up with my interests in this area so I am gonna just leave this one be. You can get an idea from my "old school" stuff!

Wow...not enough space! This will totally spin your head! Anything and everything...

In no particular order. I find it so hard to even make a list because I like so much! Really not too fussy here!! Anyway, here goes! Sam Roberts, System Of A Down, Korn, Roger Alan Wade, Green Day, Gavin DeGraw, S.K. THOTH, Eminem, Sublime, Kottonmouth Kings, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Grateful Dead, Eddie Grant, Grandmaster Flash, Whodini, Too Short, Snoop Dogg, Abba, Bee Gees, Simon and Garfunkel, Bif Naked, Ozzy, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Nickelback, Rush, Jann Arden, Alanis Morissette, Avril Lavigne, Dido, Nelly Furtado, Madonna, Depeche Mode, Stevie B, Bel Biv Devoe, Heavy D and the Boyz, Beastie Boys, Carly Simon, Garth Brooks, Jim Witter. Any "Retro 80's cheese" (go MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice!) 80's "Hair Bands" and "One Hit Wonders"!! "Weed Songs"!! Great 80's Canadian greats like Glass Tiger, Paris Black, Mitsou, Moxy Fruvous, Crashtest Dummies, Grapes of Wrath, Luba, Jane Sibery, Doug and the Slugs, Molly Johnson, The Jitters, (The) Spoons, Gowan, Spirit of the West, Sass Jordan, Kim Mitchell, Frozen Ghost, Haywire, Breit Bros, The Nylons, Corey Hart, Honeymoon Suite, Platinum Blonde, and Stompin' Tom! Edwin (with or without IME or The Pressure!) Dr. Demento (Please message me if you remember the Doctor!) Andrew Cash, Matthew Good, Level 42, Radiohead, Talk Talk, Naked Eyes, TOTO, Seal, Nik Kershaw, 54-40, No Doubt, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Kim Mitchell, Tom Cochrane, Barenaked Ladies, Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Billy Joel, Sting (with or without The Police), Prince, James Taylor, Dr. Hook, Boney M, Thompson Twins, Duran Duran, INXS -> the old and the new! Me likey that JD! Coldplay, Cake, Tears for Fears, Maroon 5, Enigma, Carpenters, Kenny G, Barry White, Moby, Elton John (and Genesis) Pink Floyd, Fiona Apple, Poe, Bjork, Concrete Blonde, Paula Abdul, Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians, Psychedelic Furs, Dave Matthews, Howard Jones, Amy Grant, Supertramp, Hall & Oates, Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, Don Henley, Justin Timberlake, Simply Red, The Box, Gorillaz, Three Days Grace, Billy Talent, 54-40, Supernova, Ryan Star, Toby Rand, The Panic Channel, Heart, Finger Eleven (even when they were Rainbow Butt Monkeys!) Phantom of the Opera and Lion King productions. Parody and silly songs by oldschool Weird Al Yankovic, and more recent Adam Sandler, Richard Cheese, and Tom Green...And the list grows every single day! (Though with listening on Internet radio I usually don’t know who the hell I am listening to half the time anymore…probably why my list has all oldschool!!!) But REALLY, there is very little that I do NOT like!

Movies:

MOVIES...
NOTE:
Again, this REALLY is an old list. I really don't watch a whole lot of movies as of late. I shall try to throw a few in once in awhile. But you can get an idea from my list...
Lots of comedy! Dumb and Dumber. Half Baked. Good Burger. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Anything with Chris Farley. Cheech & Chong (hehe) Stand-Up comedy videos. (I want a whole section on stand up comics because I have SO many faves!) Here are a few: Jeremy Hotz , Harland Williams, Shaun Majumder, Darryl Purvis , Tom Spade, Gerry Dee , Chris Quigley, Ellen Degeneres, Paula Poundstone, Rosie O'Donnell, Caroline Rhea, Adam Ferrara, Mitch Fatel, and yes, even prop comic Carrot Top!! Just to name a VERY few!! I love Jackass and Steve-O videos Murder In the First. 8 Mile. Finding Nemo. (Wow, we are all over the place here!!) Ice Age. Wedding Singer. Cocktail (Coglin's Law rules!) Forrest Gump. Educating Rita (Anyone else heard of this one?) Any cheesy 80's movies! Like Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!! And all those Molly Ringwald "Brat Pack" flicks!! I also love Talk Radio. Trainspotting. The Green Mile. Goodfellas. And anything with Ray Liotta (especially Corrina Corrina!!) Anything with Vin Diesel, Kevin Bacon, John Travolta, Brittany Murphy or Julia Roberts. (Yup, "chick flicks!") I have become a big fan of Kevin Smith and have been trying to check out all of his films starting with Clerks (and 2) Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jersey Girl. I really must track down Jay & Silent Bob now as I am really digging them! I also really like Ben Affleck too! I'm not a real fussy movie person, but I like movies that are pretty light, "no-brainers!" I actually don't watch a lot of movies anymore because I don't have a very long attention span. I do sometimes love watching documentaries. Did you know there is a channel completely devoted to them? I especially like ones about interesting people. A recent one I watched was about an entire family hooked on crystal meth. Oh, and you can't end a movie list without making reference to all that wonderful porn! *wink*

Television:

My TV section is currently MIA...No idea what happened to it!! So here goes again...
Basically, I am a reality tv show addict. (Any and all! Bachelor(ette) Apprentice. Big Brother. Rockstar. Amazing Race. Survivor. Random 1. Inked. Miami Ink. Dog The Bounty Hunter. Family Plots. Intervention. Rob & Big. Laguna Beach. The Hills. Made. Real World. Aftershow. The Duel. Homewrecker. MTV Live. American & Canadian Idol. So You Think You Can Dance. Dancing With The Stars. America's Next Top Model. Canada's Next Top Model. Celebrity Fit Club. Breaking Bonaduce. The Surreal Life. Two-A-Days. Wife Swap. Trading Spouses. ) I also dig true crime and forensics shows (Anything with Bill Kurtis on A&E!) Crossing Jordan. The Hour. Rick Mercer. Dave Chappelle. Six Feet Under. Dead Like Me. The Dudesons. World of Stupid. Viva La Bam. Wildboyz. Kids In The Hall. Queer As Folk. Kink. The L Word. Third Watch. Criss Angel Mindfreak. Gene Simmons Family Jewels. Trailer Park Boys. Kenny vs. Spenny. Jeff Ltd. Billable Hours. Rent-A-Goalie. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Bob & Margaret. Malcolm In The Middle. JR Digs. Be Real. Craig Ferguson. Conan O'Brien. Coronation Street. The Soup. Mad TV. Saturday Night Live. I am sure there are many more that I can't think of at the moment! I think I need to get a life though!

Books:

Anything by John Grisham or Patricia Cornwell. "True crime" type gruesome books, and books on Criminology. "Self Help" and psychology books, lets face it, I need all the help I can get!! And lots of Dr Seuss! Let's hear it for "Green Eggs and Ham!" Hey if you ever get the chance, (and I'm serious!) check out "Oh The Places You'll Go" by Dr Seuss. Its such a cool book! :-)And a note on books...For a college grad, why is my bookshelf filled with books "For Dummies"?! :-)

Heroes:

You know who you are. Way up in heaven. You are the wind beneath my wings! heheh ;)

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My Page is All Fucked Up!!

I just happened to view my page today and realized its all fucked up! The colors are all wrong, my cursor is gone, my video isn't playing...I dunno what the hell happened...I know I have it all backed...
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Criss Angel MindFreak

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You Know You're From Canada When...

You Know You're From Canada When... You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk." You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." You...
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You Know You're a Pothead When...

You Know You're a Pothead When... You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is t...
Posted by i AM Canabian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes a song can save your life...

On my way home, after a pretty bad day I was listening to "Break Things" by Limp Bizkit on repeat. By about the 20th time I heard it, I think my blood pressure finally returned to normal. The angry ly...
Posted by i AM Canabian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out Marijuanalogues....

The Bill Maher vid is some funny ass shit!! Check it out! http://www.marijuanalogues.com/videos/
Posted by i AM Canabian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PLEASE...HELP A HOCKEY PLAYER TODAY!

PLEASE...HELP A HOCKEY PLAYER TODAY! Hundreds of Professional Hockey players in our very own nation are going to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level. And as if that we...
Posted by i AM Canabian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I DOTH PROTEST!

"Confirm Add FriendYou cannot add yourself as a friend. "HEY! I added Charles Manson as my friend, why I can't I be MY OWN FUCKING FRIEND! The voices say YES!
Posted by i AM Canabian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How are you feeling?

HOW ARE YOU FEELING? Here are some creatively descriptive answers! (And I always just say:  "Good, an 'yerself?!")accomplished aggravated amused angry annoyed anxious apathetic artistic awake bit...
Posted by i AM Canabian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST