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Seán Cullen

"Funny... The Next Generation" TIME Magazine

About Me

I am enormous and filled with electric fire. Only cats can see me.

My Interests

I am interested in the sound that pork makes when fired into the atmosphere.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who has survived a plunge into the heart of a neutron star.

My Blog

Where have I been?

Sweet Mother of the Fire Cubes! I haven't blogged since Dinosaurs became birds. It is time. How is everyone out there in the human world. I have been doing some amazing things since Christmas 2006. I ...
Posted by Seán Cullen on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:00:00 PST

Little Prickly Babies

Hey there everyone. The babies I keep having are really prickly. I keep waking up and finding I've giving birth to several more babies who are vaguely human in shape but are covered with sharp spines....
Posted by Seán Cullen on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:53:00 PST

Loaves

Well Christmas is fast approaching and with it comes the Holy Festival of Loaves. Bring a loaf and Jesus smiles. No loaf? No smile.
Posted by Seán Cullen on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST

FIRCE POPES

Hey there friends,I have been grappling with wrestlers...literally. It's only fair. What are you doing? I have a book out called "Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates" available from Penguin Canada. I also...
Posted by Seán Cullen on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:31:00 PST

The Apes Continue

Tinkles has become the de facto leader of the apes, teaching them to spell and cook simple breakfast foods like toaster waffles and and raw bread. That they haven't grasped how easy it would be to use...
Posted by Seán Cullen on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST

Ape Experiment

I am currently living with several apes in a communal dwelling I've built out of pieces of wood and styrofoam. The apes seem suspicious of my motives despite my attempts to perform brain surgery on th...
Posted by Seán Cullen on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST

Hockey

I should mention that my hockey team, The Jokers, is playing in an Exhibition Game on Saturday at the McCormick Arena in sunny Parkdale in Toronto against the best Professional Women's Hockey team in ...
Posted by Seán Cullen on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST