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Jason KB

I am the Patron Saint of Wasted Potential

About Me


The KB stands for KornBus. That's just a nickname amongst friends, but I answer to either that or Jason, so call me what you will. It's better than Dumbass, right? I'm a sorta shy but funny guy who likes to have a good time and make people laugh. Lets see, If I had my druthers I'd make a living at something where I could be creative, preferably in comedy or writing or some combination of the two. I believe I've got a couple novels and a movie or two in me. Plus, I've been dreaming up a comedy show with my friend Joktan for a while that would be amazing if it were ever on television. Anyway, I'm just looking to talk to some cool and interesting people, so if that's you...won't you please write me? You'd be doing a good deed, like adopting a highway or feeding the starving children, so you'll probably get into heaven. Oh yeah, and if you don't email me then the terrorists win. So, if you can sleep at night knowing that your actions aided bin Laden, fine, be my guest, don't write. But if you want to do your part to keep the country safe from those who hate freedom, drop me a line.
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My Interests

Reading and Writing, Sports, stand up comedy, watching TV and movies, philosophy, all things paranormal, Buddhism and Spirituality in general, getting online, prank phone calls, listening to music, playing guitar and writing silly songs while doing so.

I'd like to meet:

Nerds of similar stature. Oh, and you too! Yeah, ya goon, I'm talking to you. Well, I'm looking right at you, so who'd ya think I was talking to?

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Music:

The Ramones, the Queers, the Manges, Screeching Weasel, the Riverdales, Green Day and the Huntingtons with a side order of Fats Domino, Lesley Gore, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Beatles and Chuck Berry. For dessert, a helping of Coldplay and Bob Dylan. Rock n roll....mmm mmm good.

Movies:

I love all sorts of movies. Probably comedies the most. But my top favorite flicks of all time include, but are not limited to, the following: Goodfellas, Office Space, The Burbs, Rushmore, Clerks, Resevoir Dogs, Swingers, Silence of the Lambs, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Stand By Me, Donnie Darko, Jaws and Bottle Rocket, ....off the top of my head. But I love tons and tons more.

Television:

The Office, Lost, Seinfeld, To Catch A Predator, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, The Soup, The Shield, Cops, Unsolved Mysteries, Judge Judy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Six Feet Under, Hell's Kitchen, Ghost Hunters. I'm also a big Detroit sports fan, following the NFL, MLB and NBA mostly. Go Lions! Go Tigers! Go Pistons!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Ham On Rye, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Tuesdays With Morrie, 1984, Franny and Zooey, Big Sur, the Dharma Bums, I Am the Cheese, High Fidelity, Ask the Dust, Mall, Notes From the Underground, Little Children, Election. Just about anything from Bukowski, Salinger, Tom Perrotta and Eric Bogosian, really. I also love Edgar Allen Poe, Jack Kerouac, Robert Frost and O. Henry.

Heroes:

My parents, The comedians Bill Hicks and Andy Kaufman, Abraham Lincoln, the Dalai Lama. Also, I admire anyone who stands in the face of adversity and simply tells the truth.

My Blog

Finding My Parentss Porn

I was in Junior High then and I got off school every day at 2 o'clock. By the time the bus dropped me off at home, it would usually be close to 2:30. My parents wouldn't be home for a couple of hour...
Posted by Jason KB on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST

Do You Need My Help?

I'm doing something a little bit different with this blog entry. Instead of a comedic story or observation, I would like to take this time to offer my help.As of this writing, I have 103 friends on M...
Posted by Jason KB on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

Gang Bangin’ At the Library

I love going to the library. Quite honestly, it is one of my favorite things to do. I try to make it down to my local branch at least a few times per month. I must say that I rather enjoy it.There'...
Posted by Jason KB on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

The Sound of a Thief in the Night

As a kid, I was always afraid of burglars. The mere thought of an unknown person breaking in and rummaging around inside my house was always in the back of my mind at night when I went to bed. The s...
Posted by Jason KB on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

How’d I Manage This One?

Just a quick note:I got up yesterday morning and headed straight into the bathroom to brush my teeth. The toothpaste has a cap that can just flip open or closed. So, I flipped it open and squeezed s...
Posted by Jason KB on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:39:00 PST

My Wonderful Shower Experience

It was my normal routine. Every night, around the same time, I take a shower. I hose myself down first. Then, wet my hair. Afterwards, I'll soap up with Irish Spring, rinse, then commence to washi...
Posted by Jason KB on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:47:00 PST

The Legend of Speedy

****Here's something I posted on a now defunct website about 4 months ago. Maybe you've seen it there, or maybe not. If so, I apologize. Can you tell I'm feeling too lazy to post something new?****...
Posted by Jason KB on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:27:00 PST

Surgery

My mom goes into surgery tomorrow morning.I'm pretty sure she'll be fine. She, however, has been telling everyone she'll never come out of the anesthetic. I hate when she talks like that. Because e...
Posted by Jason KB on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

It Started Because of a Sandwich

My mom is due to have surgery is just about a week. She's nervous enough as it is. The last thing she needs in her life is more stress. But since what my brother does best is cause stress for peopl...
Posted by Jason KB on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:58:00 PST

Videos of the Moment Vol. 1

Hey everyone! Since I am basically just too darn lazy to post a regular blog, instead I'm posting a few of my favorite videos that I've been watching online lately. I hope you enjoy them as much as ...
Posted by Jason KB on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST