I was alive once, before a nasty mishap with a lawnmower left me hacked to pieces. Luckily, my man Jeffery is as good with electricity as he is with a needle and thread. He gathered up my parts, and stored them while he went out looking for hookers, killing them with exploding Super Crack Crystals. He brought home what he needed to put me back together again. Once I was reanimated, I tended to be a little uncontrolable, and I went out on my own. I killed a little bit...So WHAT!!! I didn't do it on purpose ;)
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