I'm just your typical rum drinkin', horror movie lovin', trouble causin', sheeple scarin', degenerate pirate trash. I sail the concrete seas aboard the Rigor Motor and break into graveyards at night to rob them of they're riches. I am also proud to call myself a Casket Snatch Kid. Be on the look out cuz we'll be rollin' through your town soon enough and bringing the Revolt-lution to your doorstep.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sam
Birthday: 197666
Birthplace: In A Hospitol
Current Location: Nowhere Special
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Varies
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (But don't tell my right hand that)
Your Heritage: Pirate
The Shoes You Wore Today: The First Pair I Picked Up
Your Weakness: A Fresh Dead Body
Your Fears: Normal People
Your Perfect Pizza: All The Meat You Can Put On It, X-tra X-tra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To Make It Through The Year In One Piece Or At Least With All My Pieces
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Can I See Your Cam
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck, Not Again
Your Best Physical Feature: Pinky Toe
Your Bedtime: Dawn
Your Most Missed Memory: I Don't Remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Red Lobster
Single or Group Dates: Better Question: Single Or Group Sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mini Thins
Do you Smoke: Alot
Do you Swear: All The Fuckin' Time
Do you Sing: I Guess You Could Call It That
Do you Shower Daily: Only When I Can't Stand My Own Smell
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, It Was Squishy
Do you want to go to College: Why? So I Can Get A Fast Food Job
Do you want to get Married: I Already Am, That Poor Woman
Do you belive in yourself: Nope, I'm Imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: By Who's Standards
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck No
Do you get along with your Parents: Only When The Duct Tape Stays On Their Mouths
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: The Skin Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm Drinking Right Now
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm Smoking Now Too
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, Over 10 Years Clean Now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Only When I'm Lonely
In the past month have you been on Stage: A Few Times
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not That I Can Remember
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hello? I'm A Pirate
Ever been Drunk: Duh, I'm A Mic
Ever been called a Tease: Sometimes
Ever been Beaten up: Up, Down, Side To Side
Ever Shoplifted: Look Up 4 Questions Ago
How do you want to Die: Fuckin', In A Mosh Pit, Or Fuckin' In A Mosh Pit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Why The Hell Would I Want To Grow Up
What country would you most like to Visit: Anarctica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red Or Black
Short or Long Hair: Long Hair, I Need Something To Hold Onto
Height: Shorter Than Me
Weight: NO FATTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: Several
Number of CDs I own: More Than You
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 14
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Birth To Present
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