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Myspace Monster

Get Drunk, Eat People! ROAR!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorJust you're average Monster. I like to scare people. I like to party after midnight. I go to bars and hang out with myspacers. Sometimes at the end of the night I'll devour one of them. Also something else that my interest you is that I used to be in the Mutant League Football.

Me and Oderus Urungus doing our thing before dinner

Me and Horror Gang playing Hold Em...Comment in me picture section or me eat you ROAR!



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My Interests

Beer, Flesh, Food, Food, Hiding in closets and under beds, Porn, cheerleaders, Metal, horror, The good old days playing Mutant League Football for the Midway Monsters, Boxing, the dead and whatnot

I'd like to meet:

Dracula, Chewbaca, Lockness, Pennywise and Mr.Hankey

Music:

Gwar, Slayer, Misfits, Pantera, Judas Priest, White Zombie, Slipknot, Dio, S.O.D., Snoop Dogg and other loud stuff

Movies:

HORROR/PSYCHO THRILLERS

Television:

HBO, adult swim, cartoons and anything violent

Books:

Steven King, Clive Barker, Anne Rice and all the Horror Classics

Heroes:

All the monsters who served, seeked and destroyed.